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[Video] ♉ Summoner: React to your first big curse.

[The video feed snaps on, which is odd for him, typing is usually how he starts, but these paws aren't really letting him do that... And what looks to be a [fox] of some kind, wearing clothing and looks to be just a tad larger than what a regular fox would be, appears up on the screen. He pauses, looks around behind him, a forest scene, long ears flicker here and there and he soon turns back with a sigh.]

Gonna go out on a limb here and say this is what you all meant by curse... [A rather snappy chuckle, baring his fangs. He had spent a bit of time getting used to the body, having thought it a dream, which would have been odd anyway. Been ages since he dreamed like this. But the Station Master helped out a bit, as well as was a tad confusing.]

And here I thought I couldn't get anymore foxy. What of the rest of you? And how about that loot, hey? I suddenly have a need to get that in my ha-... Well, paws, I should say.

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Your puns and jokes are cawfully ridiculous. You know that? Like, they're dead awful. [And he didn't even realize he slipped a cawfully in that sentence.]

But now I can sleep tonight knowing I wasn't the only one who woke up completely fucking different from what they looked like just before this curse decided to rear its disgusting head at us.

"Caw?" [A snicker, damn does his grin look all the more sly like this.]

Oh oh, let's us have a look. Here I am bare and you hide. It can't be all bad, I had no wings for god's sake!

[Bluh.

You probably see a flurry of feathers first. Do you know how many times he had to try getting the stupid thing to even go to audio much less switch to video?]

Think I'm good in the feathery asshole department. I have never realized how annoying it is to not have hands, but now I know. I will never take thumbs for granted again. [He's pretty much a shitton of feathers. On the upside, Dave apparently makes for a very pretty bird. on the downside, he has wings for arms and has no idea how to work his bird feet quite yet. Also, that red ball of feathers? Game got cozy with Dave's new half bird form.]

[Stares, very closely.]

You look deliciou- I mean.

Delectable? Uh...Hmm...Wow this is weird.

[Not feeling very vegetarian anymore suddenly...]

[...]

Hypothetical question. I mean, just letting it out here. If we were ever to meet in person while in these states, I'm not going to end up being a first course meal for you am I? Just gotta make sure I don't end up on your dining room table like a French lady.

[He shakes his head.]

No no, I wouldn't dare. I just... I think I changed a bit more than just my appearance... You do you feel any different? Well, besides being a bird, or uh, some variety?

I've always wanted to learn how to fly. [Sarcasm.]

I suddenly want to break into morbid song and fly into trees over good lil' girls who'll listen to me.

...I cawld -oh fucking shit- have probably worded that less creepily.

Hi, Dave! You're a bird! Now you look even more like Game's guardian!

No. That isn't even funny. You don't know what turning into a part bird does to you.

Let me just tell you this. Opening doors takes a lot longer then it should.

On the upside. I'm learning that talons work pretty good as hands.

Yes, I imagine that would be difficult. I can just squeeze under doors now.

I know what you mean, though... I'm discovering that this tail is great for balancing.

Don't get eaten. We don't really need to find your tiny bone remnants at random. Shit would be awkward.

Gotta say though. I never thought I'd be picking crap up with my feet. If you can call them feet.

Don't worry, I promise not to get eaten this week. Likewise, you be careful and make sure you don't get trapped anywhere.

I won't get trapped. And if I do, so help me.

Who'd try trapping a half bird half kid anyways?

I don't know. But it seems like a legitimate concern.

[He's a mouse, okay? Traps are always a legitimate thing.]

I guess. It never occurred to me someone would actually try though.

[Now he's going to be slightly paranoid about it.]

Hey, flying is amazing... I wish I still had my wings.

[Summoner laughs, shaking his head.]

Wow, romantic. Quite the charmer you are, maybe it's a little better than before though? Hehe. Got a good singing voice?

I guess. But being able to pick up things without the need of your feet is amazing too.

I'm going to be incredibly rude and not answer that question. [The answer is yes, but he'll never admit it.]

Oh come on. Sing for me, something short.

You're going to have to try a little harder then that.

Not just anyone can be graced by Strider's glamorous voice. I mean, gotta make sure my luxurious voice doesn't melt your ears off from pure bliss.

Graced? So you normally have a good singing voice then. Ah hah! As I thought.

Fuck. That was low and you know it. That still doesn't mean I'm going to sing.

Ah, must not be that good of a singer then. You'd have the confidence to let your voice known. [Shrug.] Wouldn't want to make anyone's ears bleed from the scratching of your vocal chords then. How kind of you.

[Oh you're such an ass. And he would stubbornly refuse to sing, but the words come out before he even realizes.]

My mother, she killed me,
My father, he ate me,
My sister Marlene,
Gathered all my bones,
Tied them in a silken scarf,
Laid them beneath the juniper tree,
Tweet, tweet, what a beautiful bird am I.

[And Dave would be more embarrassed by the fact that he just did sing, but he's more shocked. He's never really heard that before much less have a mom or father. Or a sister named Marlene for that matter.] Wow, what?

Ooohh~ [He grins, swooning with his head pulling back, paw to his forehead.]

How does such woe sound so beautiful, dear bird. You sing of darkness but your voice is of light itself.

Edited 2012-02-06 07:41 (UTC)

Okay. Could we cut the bullcrap for a second? I have never heard that song and I don't have a mom, dad, or a sister.

I should not be singing some song out of fucking nowhere like that.

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