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Leo Valdez ([personal profile] fundemetal) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2013-05-09 09:06 pm

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[The video feed starts and a miniature metal wind-up replica of Buford is walking across the table between Leo and his starfish communicator (which, out of sight, is held up by a stand he made last week.)]

So what's there to do here when the bubble isn't broken and filled with water? I've been here a little over a week and I'm curious what you all did for fun and to fill the time.

[He pulls out some pipe cleaners from his tool belt and starts fiddling around with them as he talks. He looks like he's hopped up on loads of caffeine, but it's just his severe case of ADHD.]

I've been helping with the repairs, but that's not going to take forever. So what is there to do once that's done? I know some of you have been here for more than a year... That's a lot of time to fill. I hope I'm not here that long. I know time doesn't move back home, so it's not like I'm missing anything... but I'd like to get back and help my friends finish saving the world.
goodnightsweetprince: (Hehe...)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-16 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I could suggest an extensive list of things that would be better for eating!
dontyoujustwish: (good listener)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-16 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You must be the prince. I doubt I could manage to chew all of you anyway. Maybe a small portion, like a pinky finger.

Would it grow back?
goodnightsweetprince: (Oh dear!)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-16 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Prince Gumball. The pleasure is all mine... [ He thinks. ]

...not right away. If you take too much, it definitely messes things up for me. So it'd probably be best if I kept my fingers.
dontyoujustwish: (yes?)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-16 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Anya. And of course it is.

So you've been partially eaten before. [How else would he know it would grow back?]
goodnightsweetprince: (Hehe...)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-16 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Not me personally but others have been eaten. I've lost significant mass before and it always ends up--

[ Why the glob is he talking about this? ]

You really don't need to think about this! I taste horrible, I promise. I look better than I taste for sure.
dontyoujustwish: (you do know)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-17 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be frightened. I have no intention of eating you.

Call it professional curiosity.
goodnightsweetprince: (Hm...)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not frightened, I just don't see any potential merits in doing so and would like to disuade you from it in any way possible. But I do appreciate the reassurance! I have no intention of eating you either. [ just so we're fair. ]

[ Curiosity is definitely something he appreciates so he'll throw her a bone on that one. ]

The more mass a candy person loses, the younger they become. So if I lost half of me, I'd become half my age right now. However, it is possible to reconstruct using other candy matter.
dontyoujustwish: (good listener)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-18 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say I'm completely against being eaten, but you're not in the running.

Is it painful?
goodnightsweetprince: (Concerned.)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She wouldn't be against being eaten, that is some weirdass shiiiiit--

He blinks a couple of times. ]


Would that be a normal thing for you?

It doesn't not hurt. Imagine getting your forehead ripped off, it kind of feels a little like that.
dontyoujustwish: (yes?)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-18 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Not as normal as I'd like.

I see. I'll keep that in mind.
goodnightsweetprince: (Hehe...)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
So you want to get partially eaten?
dontyoujustwish: (innuendo)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-18 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. In reference to sex, that is.
goodnightsweetprince: (Oh dear!)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Was completely unaware that that was where this conversation was located!

He takes a moment. ]
goodnightsweetprince: (Concerned.)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
This conversation elevated into distasteful very quickly.
dontyoujustwish: (you do know)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-18 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If cannibalism is less offensive to you than sex, I can only surmise you've never had any. It's a perfectly enjoyable activity.

Unless candy people can't perform... That would be unfortunate for you.
goodnightsweetprince: (Feh.)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd do best to keep your surmissions to yourself, that is not a topic I wish to talk about given our current status of stranger. I require a lot more love and kindness and attention before I can even talk about this sort of thing.

[ Please. He's a lady prince. ]
dontyoujustwish: (toast)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-18 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You're really just as uptight as any human.
goodnightsweetprince: (Oh?)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
And what would that make you? Another demigod?
Edited 2013-05-18 22:55 (UTC)
goodnightsweetprince: (Concerned.)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...oh.

Oh.

His experiences with demons whether they be half, ex or full are not exactly best. ]


You know, I'm not exactly surprised to hear that, actually.
dontyoujustwish: (taken aback)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-18 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
And why is that, exactly?
goodnightsweetprince: (Hehe...)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-18 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not the first demon I've met and you're mannerisms....

[ ... ]

...let's just say I'm not surprised!
dontyoujustwish: (taken aback)

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[personal profile] dontyoujustwish 2013-05-18 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's flattering.
goodnightsweetprince: (Hehe...)

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[personal profile] goodnightsweetprince 2013-05-19 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's not NOT flattering...
dontyoujustwish: (you'd just love that)

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It's racist is what it is.

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