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[fundemetal]

[The video feed starts and a miniature metal wind-up replica of Buford is walking across the table between Leo and his starfish communicator (which, out of sight, is held up by a stand he made last week.)]

So what's there to do here when the bubble isn't broken and filled with water? I've been here a little over a week and I'm curious what you all did for fun and to fill the time.

[He pulls out some pipe cleaners from his tool belt and starts fiddling around with them as he talks. He looks like he's hopped up on loads of caffeine, but it's just his severe case of ADHD.]

I've been helping with the repairs, but that's not going to take forever. So what is there to do once that's done? I know some of you have been here for more than a year... That's a lot of time to fill. I hope I'm not here that long. I know time doesn't move back home, so it's not like I'm missing anything... but I'd like to get back and help my friends finish saving the world.

Comments

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[goodnightsweetprince]

I could suggest an extensive list of things that would be better for eating!

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[dontyoujustwish]

You must be the prince. I doubt I could manage to chew all of you anyway. Maybe a small portion, like a pinky finger.

Would it grow back?

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[goodnightsweetprince]

Prince Gumball. The pleasure is all mine... [ He thinks. ]

...not right away. If you take too much, it definitely messes things up for me. So it'd probably be best if I kept my fingers.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Anya. And of course it is.

So you've been partially eaten before. [How else would he know it would grow back?]

[video]

[goodnightsweetprince]

Not me personally but others have been eaten. I've lost significant mass before and it always ends up--

[ Why the glob is he talking about this? ]

You really don't need to think about this! I taste horrible, I promise. I look better than I taste for sure.

[video]

[dontyoujustwish]

Don't be frightened. I have no intention of eating you.

Call it professional curiosity.

[video]

[goodnightsweetprince]

I'm not frightened, I just don't see any potential merits in doing so and would like to disuade you from it in any way possible. But I do appreciate the reassurance! I have no intention of eating you either. [ just so we're fair. ]

[ Curiosity is definitely something he appreciates so he'll throw her a bone on that one. ]

The more mass a candy person loses, the younger they become. So if I lost half of me, I'd become half my age right now. However, it is possible to reconstruct using other candy matter.

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[dontyoujustwish]

I wouldn't say I'm completely against being eaten, but you're not in the running.

Is it painful?

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ She wouldn't be against being eaten, that is some weirdass shiiiiit--

He blinks a couple of times. ]

Would that be a normal thing for you?

It doesn't not hurt. Imagine getting your forehead ripped off, it kind of feels a little like that.

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[dontyoujustwish]

Not as normal as I'd like.

I see. I'll keep that in mind.

[video]

[goodnightsweetprince]

So you want to get partially eaten?

[video]

[dontyoujustwish]

Yes. In reference to sex, that is.

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[goodnightsweetprince]

[ Was completely unaware that that was where this conversation was located!

He takes a moment. ]

[video]

[goodnightsweetprince]

This conversation elevated into distasteful very quickly.

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[dontyoujustwish]

If cannibalism is less offensive to you than sex, I can only surmise you've never had any. It's a perfectly enjoyable activity.

Unless candy people can't perform... That would be unfortunate for you.

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[goodnightsweetprince]

You'd do best to keep your surmissions to yourself, that is not a topic I wish to talk about given our current status of stranger. I require a lot more love and kindness and attention before I can even talk about this sort of thing.

[ Please. He's a lady prince. ]

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[dontyoujustwish]

You're really just as uptight as any human.

[video]

[goodnightsweetprince]

And what would that make you? Another demigod?

[video]

[dontyoujustwish]

Ex-demon.

[video]

[goodnightsweetprince]

[ ...oh.

Oh.

His experiences with demons whether they be half, ex or full are not exactly best. ]

You know, I'm not exactly surprised to hear that, actually.

[video]

[dontyoujustwish]

And why is that, exactly?

[video]

[goodnightsweetprince]

You're not the first demon I've met and you're mannerisms....

[ ... ]

...let's just say I'm not surprised!

[video]

[dontyoujustwish]

Well, that's flattering.

[video]

[goodnightsweetprince]

It's not NOT flattering...

[video]

[dontyoujustwish]

It's racist is what it is.