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Anya Jenkins ([personal profile] dontyoujustwish) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2013-08-06 05:39 pm

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[Hello, Vatheon. This should be a very familiar face to most, but speaking in a very different way from the person it actually belongs to. Anya has familiarized herself with what's happening, but that doesn't make her any less upset about it.]

Oh, you have got to be kidding me. No one told me there were any curses awful enough to put me in the body of a man!

Actually, I'm not even a man. I'm a teenager! A teenager with a penis. Oh god.

And you... kid. Whoever this body belongs to. You had better be on your best behavior with mine. I know several things will be very tempting to your little teenage boy brain, especially if you've never seen a real woman naked, but I haven't given you permission to touch any of them.

...what is going on with this boy's wardrobe?
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[personal profile] kimbutt 2013-08-06 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Be grateful he actually knows how to use zippers. From his mental capacity, it could have been a bunch of velcro straps every where.

[Now to make Sora's situation weird.]

He even wears that sort of get-up on dates.
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[personal profile] kimbutt 2013-08-07 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Which would also explain his anger. [Let's ignore that he's a dick to Sora to earn that anger.]

Do his clothes a favor and go bury them.
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[personal profile] kimbutt 2013-08-07 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Pfffft.

Pardon while he laughs.]


Killing people? Wow. Not that is just precious.

[And give him a moment.

Nope. Nope. Laughing again.]


He feels bad even wishing people didn't exist. He's a weakling who has more bark than bite.
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[personal profile] kimbutt 2013-08-07 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
They were probably trying to kill him and his stupid friends. He was pretty much crying when talking to that guy on the network about it.

[Because not being able to kill without a reason was a weakness.]

You're on his SFC, right? Go ahead and explore. You'll see what kind of soft loser he really is just from looking at his last network post.

[A pause as he realized he's going to get Kimblee in trouble.] I'm in a different body for the week. I know the idiot you're in because we're from the same world. We're related, but I seem to have taken all of style.
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[personal profile] kimbutt 2013-08-07 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who brought up he might have killed some woman.

[A lift of his shoulders.] Maybe it'll stretch for two weeks.
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[personal profile] kimbutt 2013-08-07 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It has happened before. Curses stretching to two weeks instead of just the one.

[It was rare, but he wasn't sharing that.]