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004 - [Video - backdated to Monday]

[The camera pans down a long, red-gold fish tail lying atop a messy bed before flipping around to show Anya, looking rather annoyed.]

I don't know why that one cartoon mermaid wanted legs when she lived in the ocean, but I could certainly use some now. This is beyond inconvenient and I'm not even sure how I'm going to go to the bathroom much less leave the apartment.

If we were going to be changed into different species, I don't see why demon wasn't an option.

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_[Meow.]

Y'know, they say cats love fish.

Oh, no. You're only allowed to eat me in the sexy way.

So extra soy sauce. Got it.

_{[Teasing, teasing.]}

Anyway, why don't you just crawl outta your apartment? Y'still got arms, don't you?

Yes, that's dignified. I'd have to crawl down two flights of stairs just to exit the building.

You're half fish. I dunno if there's anything less dignified than that.

Mermaids are supposed to be majestic creatures who lure men to their watery deaths.

_{[scratching the side of his nose with a claw as he thinks about this for a few moments.]}

...You gonna drown me if I haul your ass up to the island?

[She perks up at this idea.]

Not unless you attempt to eat me.

Can't make any promises 'bout that. This curse is screwin' around with some of my senses.

_{[While he had the body of his resurrección, it gave him a few extra... cravings.

Especially for anything seafood related, something he rarely touched.]}

Still at Larmline?

Then I can't make any guarantees regarding any newfound mer instincts.

[Not that she's feeling any particular desire to drown men. Well, no more than usual.]

Yes, same place.

I'll be over in five.

_{[It's probably a good thing that he's kept the fact that he can't swim a secret.

Or bad.]}

I'll be here.

[Seeing as she has no interest in crawling.

Also not knowing how to swim would make it easier to drown you.]

_{[And true to his word, he's there in no time. Manners never were his thing, so he just lets himself in and heads straight to her bedroom, but not without hitting his head on the doorframe first. The extra height thanks to his current form was not door-friendly.]}

Fuckin' hell--!

_{[Another thing that didn't work with this form? Normal clothing. He just decided to screw it and stick with the bottom half of his old uniform. What is looking presentable, anyway?

Once he spots Anya, his ears go back just a bit as he gives her a look. That... Is still weird.]}

You ready to go or what?

[What are you talking about? That's plenty presentable.

It's not like Anya's wearing pants anyway. Or anything except a bra.]

No, I still had some important lying around to do.

You'll have plenty of time to catch up on that on the island.

_{[Up you go, Anya! He'll be mindful of his claws, don't worry.]}

Try not to pull my ears, alright?

_{[But ear rubs are totally acceptable shhhh]}

Is that a problem you've run into? How did anyone even reach your ears?

[Don't mind her if she does touch one. He said not to pull, not don't touch.]

One of the locals tried on my way over.

_{[He snorts slightly but he doesn't pull his head back. For now, he'll just focus on getting over to the elevator.]}

One of 'em stepped on my tail too.

You poor thing.

[Have a comforting pet. Mostly because your ears are soft, not because she really feels that sorry for you. Although considering half her body is a tail at the moment, maybe she has more sympathy than usual.]

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