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[The camera shows nothing but pavement, the edge of some wet fingers, and the ends of a really flashy red cape, fabric worn and water-heavy, trailing on the ground. Oh, and an adorable little white rabbit chomping down on the end of that cape.]

I don't get it. I don't freakin' get it at all. What--

OI!

[Suddenly the camera jerks and... goes flying. Seems Kamina, not knowing what it was, tossed it over his shoulder. It clatters against the coral, still recording for a few moments.]

Oi, lil' punk! Come here. I'll friggin' teach you to attack a guy from the rear when he ain't lookin'.

[Kamina dives for the rabbit, trying to catch it, and then the feed cuts.]

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[...And the male is ignored as she grabs the wiggling white bunny with her front hooves and gives it a big hug, mumbling to it in what sounds like baby talk.]

Oh, who's a good boy? I missed you so much, Angel! Mama's here now, don't you worry. [The bunny calms down, but it glares over her shoulder at the human, a bit of cape still clenched between its teeth.]

[What the hell are candy-coloured talking ponies?!?!]

What the hell are you?

[Fluttershy gives the bunny one last, cheerful kiss on the top of its head, before setting it down on the ground and turning back to face the human.]

I'm a pony who doesn't like her friends to be treated in such a way. [And suddenly there's a pegasus right up in his face.] He didn't do a thing to you! Just leave him alone!

[Omg best pony ever.]

That's the way to speak like a man. I like you. What's your name?

[...He likes her being assertive? But that's- Oh, she's having flashbacks to Iron Will again. Angel, sensing his friend's distress, hops up onto her back and settles in between her wings. He aims an 'I am watching you' gesture up at the human.]

M-my name is Fluttershy and this is, um, Angel.

[He's watching you too, you weird hoprabbitbeast.]

I'm Kamina.

Kamina.

[For a human name, it is rather pretty. It seems more like a name a pony would have at home in Ponyville or Canterlot. Maybe even Manehatten.]

Well, then, it's nice to meet you. I think. But could you please apologize to Angel? I m-mean, if it's not too much trouble...

[He would be the awesomest pony. He's already such a stud, after all.]

Keep your head up and I'll apologize.

[Yes, yes he would. :D But he would also be the one with the most restraining orders from mares, too.

Fluttershy looks back up. She could do that.]

Um, okay...?

Good. Always walk with your head high. Else you can't see what's coming at ya.

[He grins a little and then eyes the bunny on her back.]

Well, a man doesn't break his promises. Sorry, lil' punk.

[Angel glares. And glares some more. Then he gives the man a little wave and turns around. Fluttershy glances at the bunny with an exasperated expression, but it seems that's all the bunny is going to do.]

And I'm sorry for all the trouble he has caused. So, did you just arrive here? I got here not too long ago, myself...

That's right. But I ain't staying in this dump.

[No sir! He's got better places to go. Got revolutions to return to.]

I got friends waitin' for me back home. I can't afford to idle in a place like this.

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[Action] Y U NO COOPERATE HTML

[Action] KICK IT TO THE CURB

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[Action] I officially name him her assertiveness trainer as of right now ;3 /

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