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[takesitfromtherear]

[The camera shows nothing but pavement, the edge of some wet fingers, and the ends of a really flashy red cape, fabric worn and water-heavy, trailing on the ground. Oh, and an adorable little white rabbit chomping down on the end of that cape.]


I don't get it. I don't freakin' get it at all. What--

OI!


[Suddenly the camera jerks and... goes flying. Seems Kamina, not knowing what it was, tossed it over his shoulder. It clatters against the coral, still recording for a few moments.]


Oi, lil' punk! Come here. I'll friggin' teach you to attack a guy from the rear when he ain't lookin'.


[Kamina dives for the rabbit, trying to catch it, and then the feed cuts.]

Comments

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

What would even be the point? It won't stop the fact that you can't handle a little trolling. If I wanted to fight for fighting's sake, I'd go after my kismesis, or call up death's Handmaid for a training session. I'm a badass who was fucking hatched to it, you understand? And I'm saying you're not worth it.

[Come on man back down.]

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

Not worth it?! You come over here and repeat that shit to my face!

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

[Oh there we go!]

Here's what you do. You do this, and I promise I'll say it to your face. First, that thing you're holding now? Hold it up real close to your head. Almost touching your sniff node close.

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

What the hell is that?

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

[Karkat sighs, and points at his nose.]

That.

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

Don't use weird words if ya want people to understand you.

[But okay. Doing so.]

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Now listen closely. Really closely. Can you do that for me?

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

I guess. Just don't use weird words again.

[VIDEO] (1/5)

[bethehugejerk]

[Eyeroll! He'd argue, but he has a point to make here, and can't afford to sidetrack the conversation.]

[Ahem.]

[VIDEO] (2/5)

[bethehugejerk]

YOU'RE

[VIDEO] (3/5)

[bethehugejerk]

NOT

[VIDEO] (4/5)

[bethehugejerk]

WORTH

[VIDEO] (5/5)

[bethehugejerk]

IT!

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

You're just scared!

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE SCARED?!

[That turtleneck hiding his scar has nothing to do with this.]

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

Cause you get your spirit ain't no match for mine.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

YOUR SPIRIT IS FULL OF SHIT!

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

IT'S FULL OF FIRE AND YOU'RE SCARED OF IT.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ONE SINGLE PIECE OF SENSE! SPIRITS AREN'T FULL OF FIRE; YOU'RE ONLY FULL OF HOT AIR!

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

THE ONLY REASON IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IS CAUSE YOU ARE USING LOGIC. KICK IT TO THE CURB AND YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THE GREAT FIRE THAT BURNS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

BUT LOGIC IS IMPORTANT, ASSHAT, YOU DON'T JUST KICK IT AWAY OR YOU GET EVERYONE KILLED WITH YOUR OWN INSURMOUNTABLE MOUNTAIN OF DUMBFUCKERY! I DON'T WANT MY HEART TO BE ON FIRE!

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

WRONG AGAIN! THROWING AWAY LOGIC IS THE WAY TO ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE AND BREAK THROUGH TO TOMORROW. IF YOU LIVE LIKE THAT YOU WOULDN'T DIE EVEN IF YOU WERE KILLED.

[VIDEO] (1/4)

[bethehugejerk]

THAT DOESN'T--

[VIDEO] (2/4)

[bethehugejerk]

[Wait a sec.]

[VIDEO] (3/4)

[bethehugejerk]

[Waaaait a sec.]