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[ashellfishman]

[What's that scuttling around the Plaza? Why, it is the most neurotic little crab you have ever seen! Everything is terrifying and worthy of making high-pitched noises followed by attempts to hide somewhere. Even bumping into his own starfish communicator! But upon realizing this last thing was his fault, he rubs his back end, gathers some of his pretend dignity, and mutters with a heavy Jamaican accent.]

Dis is what happens when humans steal some of de sea. Riff raff and gadgets and dings all over de place! I've got to find dat girl and drag her home by de fins.

[Or is it ankle? Eh, details. Wait, what is this thing doing? It's making noises and light and... stuff. Maybe he should tap it and see what happens?]

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[ashellfishman]

Now you look here girl, dat's no way to talk to your elders! And dat sounds dangerous, too!

[Kind of reminds him of another princess, actually. Another reckless, refuses-to-listen-to-reason princess...]

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[ex_fintastic398]

How do you know how old I am?? I could be lots older than you!

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[ashellfishman]

[This is the most impressive crab eyeroll ever.]

I doubt dat!

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[ex_fintastic398]

So are you an expert on trolls now too?

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[ashellfishman]

I could be.

[DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.]

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[ex_fintastic398]

You're not.

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[ashellfishman]

You don't know dat.

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[ex_fintastic398]

Then prove me wrong?

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[ashellfishman]

[Oh darn.]

M-Maybe I don't feel like it!

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[ex_fintastic398]

Because you can't!

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[ashellfishman]

Alright, alright, so I'm not. You are definitely just a girl, though! I know dese dings.

[She has that young troublemaker smell.]

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[ex_fintastic398]

It's not nice to assume though.