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[ashellfishman]

[What's that scuttling around the Plaza? Why, it is the most neurotic little crab you have ever seen! Everything is terrifying and worthy of making high-pitched noises followed by attempts to hide somewhere. Even bumping into his own starfish communicator! But upon realizing this last thing was his fault, he rubs his back end, gathers some of his pretend dignity, and mutters with a heavy Jamaican accent.]

Dis is what happens when humans steal some of de sea. Riff raff and gadgets and dings all over de place! I've got to find dat girl and drag her home by de fins.

[Or is it ankle? Eh, details. Wait, what is this thing doing? It's making noises and light and... stuff. Maybe he should tap it and see what happens?]

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[merrascal]

I've been here for a few weeks and...I haven't seen her. At all.

[Standing up very carefully because balance and stuff. He frowns.]

Looks like these guys haven't brought her yet.

[He's looking at the SFC on the floor and he picks it up for the crab.]

But hey, at least you're not alone here, right? Surrounded by all these humans.

[ashellfishman]

Maybe it will be good if it stays dat way.

[Because for one, she would be a pain in his shell. For two, she was just married and it would be heartbreaking. For three, she would be a pain in his shell.]

A few weeks? Has it been dat long since I last saw you...?

[merrascal]

[And now. Time shenanigans.]

Well, yeah. I guess.

But I just saw you before I was brought here if that helps?