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[otaku_hitman]

[ Travis looks outside the window. It's frosted over. ]

Shit it's cold.

[ he stares at his rather small pile of snacks. ]

Fuck it. I'm staying inside.

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[warrior_king]

At least staying inside is an option for you. I do not enjoy that same luxury.

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[otaku_hitman]

What, do you live on the street in a cardboard box?

[ he's not really the sympathetic type. ever. ]

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[warrior_king]

[Neither is Gorthan, actually!]

No, you fool.

Simply enough, I cannot feed myself here, and I am forced to leave my house to visit the coral if I am to survive.

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[otaku_hitman]

[ he frowns sharply at the SFC, not that you can really see it. ]

Touch the coral, blah blah blah. Everyone does that. You can stock up on snacks and survive just fine.

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[warrior_king]

Not when one is an Evronian, fool.

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[otaku_hitman]

The fuck is that? Lemme guess, some sort of alien or something trying to take over the world and shit? [ He met Zim. His idea of the place is a bit.... skewed. ]

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[warrior_king]

We are, indeed, an extraterrestrial species, as one of your kind would define us, and yes, my original plan for our army's invasion of this sector of the galaxy did include Earth's complete conquest.

As the supreme leader of the Evronian army, I, Gorthan, recommend that you watch your language when speaking to me.

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[otaku_hitman]

Called it. [ though Gorthan is definitely the most well-spoken one he's met here. ]

Fuck that. I'm #1 in the UAA. I can talk however I so damn feel.

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[warrior_king]

"UAA"...?

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[otaku_hitman]

United Assassins Association

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[warrior_king]

An association? What purpose does it serve?

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[otaku_hitman]

Group. Membership. Member ranking. What the hell other purpose would an association serve?

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[warrior_king]

Evidently I did not realize that your profession had any need for such things.

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[otaku_hitman]

Evidently you thought wrong.

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[warrior_king]

In any case, I greatly despise mercenaries. I have hired some in the past, but they proved to be pathetic, incompetent fools.

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[otaku_hitman]

Sounds like you hired total losers.

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[warrior_king]

Their resumes sounded promising.

Only one of them survived the operation, and he is now a permanent resident of R'ur Kil, the Empire's prison planet.

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[otaku_hitman]

You put that fucker in prison?