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[o8liter8]

[ Mindfang looks kind of...frazzled when she turns the feed on. Her hair's rumpled like she's slept for a month (well, okay, she did), and she has a few fancy hats piled on her head. One of the hats tumbles down as she swings the camera around, and lands in a humongous pile of bee plushes just as she turns the camera to it. ]

Okay, just whose idea of a joke was this? It's not even funny, it's just weird and pointless!

[ She might also be a little freaked out that someone managed to sneak in and do all that while she was asleep...Mindfang is used to having very good reflexes. ]

And who put the damn robot in here, anyway?

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[o8liter8]

Little helmsman. Huh.

[thekidsare0kay]

ii'm NOT a fuckiing helm2man.

DOUCHE-JACK

[unconchonable]

you sure about that

[trolololo]

FUCK I'VE BEEN DOING THE WRONG QUIRK ALL THIS POST GDIT

[thekidsare0kay]

uh, yeah, i'm sure, fuckface.
because i've never been h00ked up t0 a fucking ship and forced t0 fly it bef0re.
i think i'd remember that.
and the aster0id d0esn't c0unt, because that was f0r my friends, n0t a highbl00d d0uchebag wh0 f0rced me.
any m0re dumbass questi0ns?

ITS OK Sollux has so many after all dkfjsjkfd

[unconchonable]

methinks someTHING is a bit nookhurt

It's worse because I play them all sobsob

[thekidsare0kay]

methinks s0me0NE is angling t0 get s0mething very unc0mf0rtable sh0ved up their n00k.
like a 12th perigees tree, what d0 y0u think?
but n0, i'm sure it's t0tally 0versensitive 0f me t0 be irritated ab0ut being enslaved, particularly by s0mething as pathetic and useless as y0u.

Oh jeez

[unconchonable]

hahaha look at you usin fishpuns like you got the fuckin right
and yeah you are too sensitivve but wwhatevver its obvvious enough im not pathetic or useless especially in your opinion if youre so bloody set on your pitch as the night feelins for me and all

[ex_fintastic398]

(But )(is fis)(punning license c)(ecks out! Sorry -Eridan! It's just as valid as yours!)

[unconchonable]

[GODDAMNIT FEF.]

oh excuse me officer peixes i dont recall askin you about the vvalidity of his license

[ex_fintastic398]

Listen Mr. Grouc)(yfins, fis)(pun license fraud is a searious offense!
It's not to be taken lig)(tly!

[unconchonable]

and im not doubtin that
but i STILL didnt ask for your expertise on this noww did i

[thekidsare0kay]

i've g0t every right t0 use fishpuns, as y0u can sea.
y0u can t0tally be pathetic and useless, and i can still hate y0u f0r it, d0uchefin mcgee.

[FUCKING SHITTY ERIDAN FILTER]

[unconchonable]

[Goddamnit why didn't he fucking filter this before???]

i wwouldnt make much a rivval if i wwere though
hate is hate but wwhats the point a obsidian leanins if i couldnt challenge you right
and im MORE than a fuckin challenge

[Not filtered]

[thekidsare0kay]

what, are y0u scared t0 talk t0 me in the 0pen, prince?
st0p all y0ur whining, i'm n0t y0ur m0irail.
th0ugh i've g0t t0 admit, that p0ignant c0nfessi0n br0ught m0isture t0 my 0culars.
y0u sh0uld be careful, baring y0ur s0ul t0 s0me0ne wh0 l0athes y0u.

Filtered;

[devwocean]

Wwhich one is the little mustardblood?
This is the one the Heiress favvours?

Filtered;

[unconchonable]

[SCREAM]










yes

Filtered;

[devwocean]

I understand wwhy you wwere so cagey about his identity.
You believve he's beneath you? Not wworthy a you as a kismesis because a his blood?

He's a feisty one, I'll givve you that.

[o8liter8]

And I'm not that useless little toothpick of a wiggler.

[thekidsare0kay]

thank g0g f0r that, then.

[o8liter8]

Now that we've established all that.
What's your n8me, kid?

[thekidsare0kay]

i'm s0llux capt0r.
the PSIIONIIC is my ancest0r.

[o8liter8]

Touchy su8ject?
Marquise Spinneret Mindfang.
Just calling him what he's called himself.

[thekidsare0kay]

it's n0t the 0nly thing he calls himself.
s0 y0u're the 0ne vriska creams her pants t0 pretend t0 be, huh?

[o8liter8]

I suppose so.
A disappointing imitation at 8est.

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah?
what's s0 great ab0ut y0u, then?
0ther than that y0u sleep in bees.