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[ Have a very excited Italy appear on screen. ]

Today's special is crab-shaped bread!

[ he holds up this

It's not too big, barely larger than a hamburger bun, but it's fresh, given the steam coming off it. ]

Isn't it cute? I finally got the shape to work right and bake properly! I made some in French bread, sourdough, and cinnamon raisin. I also made a few smaller ones stuffed with berries!

Come get some~~~

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[He isn't even saying anything yet, just staring in amazement and oh fuck he needs this.]

Ve, do you want some, Gamzee?

Holy fuck how did you even all get it to fuckin' do that?

[Yes he does but let him vent his amazedness first.]

I shape the dough so it'll bake that way~~

Could a motherfucker all get schoolfed on that shit? Please?

[Hey, he knows crabby motherfuckers. Maybe they'd be less crabby with awesome crabby bread?]

[ okay, that just went way over Italy's head. ]

Ve, you want some crab-bread?

Wanna all be in the know on how to be making a miracle like that happen, you get?

Ve, I could teach you~~

That would be a real bitchtits thing to be doing for a brother.

Ve, I'd be happy to~~
come by the bakery any time

Aight! Where be it at?

In the Plaza. It's called RED breads~

[there is actually no more responses. Just after a while a tall troll coming jogging up to the bakery, glancing around curiously.

Craaaab breads. He is here to learn how to make those wonderful miracles.]

[ Italy is pretty busy behind the counter, the top of his head and his giant curl visible at first until he hears the bells on the door jingle. He pops up and waves. ]

Gamzee~~~! Hi~ You found the place~

I did, brother! All did get me here to be getting schoolfed on your wondrous pastry miracles what all got to be looking like my best bro.

Si, si~! Would you like to try some first?

[Like there is any chance of Gamzee turning down food.]

Sure. Lay it on me.

[ a perfect match! A chef with a hungry mouth to feed. He offers one with berries stuffed in it. ]

Ve, how about some berry crab pastry?

[ he isn't entirely sure what sort of tastes Gamzee has after that Jalapeno cupcake, but here goes nothing... ]

[Gamzee, much like a goat, eats everything.

He happily pops the pastry in his mouth, chewing for a moment, before breaking into a delighted expression.]

Hot damn, that shit is good.

[ Italy's face brightens. ]

Ve, I'm glad you like it~~

[ very happy~ ]

[He's just smiling back just as happily]

Fills a brother's digestive sack up real good, you gettin' me?

Ve, I'm so glad! You can have as many as you like~

[Dangerous last words, Italy. You have no idea how much of a black hole Gamzee's stomach is.]

Thanks. You're a good bro to all be having here.

[ he will soon learn, though not that it matters. He likes making people happy. ]

Ve, I'm just happy to make something you like to eat~~~

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