[Karkat swallows. He's human now, so that should make him safe. He's... pretty sure his friends wouldn't harm humans that much either, under normal circumstances. Let's hope they didn't turn into anything bad this week.]

... Right. So you're some kind of freaky guardian creature who looks... human still, but with big ass shadow wings and probably some creepy powers besides.

Good to know.

[He doesn't look like he believes himself.]