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[video] - I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger

[Anise has been taking a few weeks to get acclimated to her new underwater environment. As surprising as fish overhead, alien tails, and weird curses were at first, the young Fon Master Guardian is nothing if not adaptable. She's figured out this silly little starfish fontech and decided to get down to brass tacks.]

Hi there everyone! My name is Anise Tatlin, resident cutie~ I know a lot of us were something else before we got pulled here. I was a Fon Master Guard for instance! What was everyone else? Cute little Anise is curious to know~

[She laughs behind her hand in what she hopes is a demure way but mostly just comes off as precocious.]

Especially if you were a noble or a prince or something, hehehe

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I don't really know what an Exwire is but from what you said I guess that's the lower rank name?

[She notices the tail, but after that run in with Vegeta she's definitely not going to mention it!]

I'm the youngest Fon Master Guardian ever, actually! But that doesn't mean I'm still a kid or anything.

[Anise folds her arms as if daring Rin to tell her differently.]

Yeah... it goes uh... [starts counting off on his fingers] Page, Exwire, Meister. [wow, he actually remembered it]

Exwire is when you choose what kind of exorcist you wanna be.

[The comment about her age gets him to peer at the feed a bit closer, eyebrow going up.]

So how old are you then?

How dare you ask a lady how old she is! That's so rude! Shame on you!

[She's not actually too angry, but really! Who asks that?]

If you have to know I'm thirteen but I'm still way more mature than most adults I've met.

[Curious teenage boys who have no manners?]

H-hey! Come on! I was just curious! Don't need to jump down my throat about it, geez!

[Rin gives an irritated huff of his own, scowling right back at her until she admits she's thirteen.]

... yeah well... I woulda guessed older anyway, so you're probably right.

[Really she doesn't actually care but it's fun to watch people flail. Plus you can learn a lot about a person with how they act towards adversity. She can't help trolling just a little more...]

Are you saying I look old?

[She peers at him irritably through the screen, the fact that she's holding back giggles masterfully hidden.]

[Oh really Anise? We're going to play that game now?

Even a dumbass like him can play right back. He smirks and leans forward, peering closely at the feed.

And then... he gasps, and points dramatically.]

Is that a gray hair?!

[Anise gasps dramatically and combs through one pigtail comically before laughing. This alien is pretty alright!]

My name's Anise Tatlin, Ionian Sergeant and Oracle Knights Fon Master Guardian. What's yours?

[Even Rin laughs at that. She took it well, that's cool.]

Rin Okumura, Exwire Exorcist in training at True Cross Academy.

[ohyeah and half demon, but uh... he's not going to get in to the whole demon hunting demons thing right now.]

[...okay, she has to ask, though she gets a little pink around the cheeks as she does.]

Does everyone from your world have tails?

Huh?

O... oh. Uh. No. Well. ... some people? I'm not... completely human...

[he looks away, scratching at his cheek.]

Looks like there's a lot of people here who aren't Human. What else are you?

[Just curious!]

Yeah, I've noticed that...

Oh, uh. Demon. Half.

Really? You don't eat babies or anything, do you?

[Obviously not, she's messing with you again.]

[Just for that, Rin flashes his pointy teeth in a wicked grin.]

Babies, schmabies. I only eat cute pigtailed girls

[You mess with him, he's going to mess right back, Anise.]

[The fangs are a little weird, but the entire effect just as her giggling again.]

I dunno, I might not agree with you~ I'm pretty tough!

Tch, I know ways to help that. Easy.

Oh no! Are you going to cook me?!

[Pff, this is way too much fun teasing like this.]

[Rin is horribly amused. He usually doesn't get to joke around like this.]

Yup! I know all the ways to make meat niiiice and tender.

[P..ppffffffff nice and tender meat?! AHAHA! She can't keep going, she can't!

Anise's head even ducks out of frame she's laughing so hard. Oh Rin...]

[Nope. Rin can't do it either. He busts up as soon as she does, nearly falling out of his chair.]

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