[video] - I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger

[dualpunishment]

[Anise has been taking a few weeks to get acclimated to her new underwater environment. As surprising as fish overhead, alien tails, and weird curses were at first, the young Fon Master Guardian is nothing if not adaptable. She's figured out this silly little starfish fontech and decided to get down to brass tacks.]

Hi there everyone! My name is Anise Tatlin, resident cutie~ I know a lot of us were something else before we got pulled here. I was a Fon Master Guard for instance! What was everyone else? Cute little Anise is curious to know~

[She laughs behind her hand in what she hopes is a demure way but mostly just comes off as precocious.]

Especially if you were a noble or a prince or something, hehehe

Comments

[Video]

[dualpunishment]

You know, someone to take care of me~ You don't have fairy stories where you're from?

[Man, all these crazy aliens!]

Re: [Video]

[donotcomprehend]

No. I have never heard that term before. I have only once heard of princes.

[Video]

[dualpunishment]

Oh well usually the prince rescues the princess and they live happily ever after in a huge castle with a billion servants in the lap of luxury forever~

[Whoops, she went all dreamy eyed there...]

[Video]

[donotcomprehend]

So you wish to live in luxury.

[Video]

[dualpunishment]

Well of course! Who doesn't? I mean, not having to worry about money and stuff would be pretty awesome.

[Video]

[donotcomprehend]

Why do you need to find a prince in order to accomplish that? Are you uncertain of your own ability?

[Video]

[dualpunishment]

What? No way! I'm totally capable, I just don't see the point in expending the energy if I don't have to~ Besides, a prince would have a bunch of money all at once already! I have to take time to earn it.

[Video]

[donotcomprehend]

Finding one who meets your criteria seems less likely than being able to accomplish things on your own. Why wait in uncertainty?