Q-Queen? Man... _{Don't tell me I gotta get dad's approval to date Faris...} I-I mean, that's awesome! I've only really met a few princesses--princessi? I've met a few back when I was younger, anyway!

_{[Craaaaap, he's floundering.]}

I, er... Not really, but I've been here for nearly two years. This comin' October it'll be numero dos for this dude! It's a pretty safe bet to say that if you got this funky tattoo, you're a foreigner. I'd, uh, I'd show mine but it's sorta on my back.