oceanbreasts: (by telling her I'm well hung)
Roxy Lalonde ([personal profile] oceanbreasts) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-07-22 09:08 pm

001; action/text

[ Okay, so somewhere between the coral and the spot on her map that said PIRATES is one ROXY LALONDE. She was heading there to scope the place out when she saw the text from Dirk, and now she's wavering between the two points.

She's wavering in what to do, but going back to her friend takes priority, so she starts heading off in that direction again.

To anyone passing, they'll mostly find a young blonde girl in purple pajamas, vaguely damp, staring in wide eyed fascination at pretty much everything. But mostly all the people. ]


ok so i kno dirk is here
im gonna go see him
and that janey and jake arent here
which is really shitty since we were all just togehtr
*toegehtr
*togehter
*fuck it
but what i rly want to kno is
where can i get a drink
cuz i am way too sober for this
unconchonable: (my arrogance knowws no bounds)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
so youre tellin me you dont care about howw much of a blitherin moron youre makin yourself look to be
fine wwhatevver
lalonde huh
any relation to a rose lalonde i knoww you humans havve those strange familial things after all
and im eridan ampora youd do wwell to remember that
unconchonable: (UNSURE)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, Eridan knows what a mom is... But, what? Rose was about his age last he checked, did humans honestly discharge their little torso-bursters that young?]

you could say she wwas a acquaintance a mine
didnt realize she had offspring though
unconchonable: (oh you really think so huh)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
look i get howw you humans wwork in regards to your disgustin breedin habits
unfortunately
but no i didnt read any a her shitty fuckin books i havve no interest in knowwin wwhat that wwitch wwrote about
i knoww her personally wwe wwere almost rivvals you could say
unconchonable: (... oh)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
the batterwwho
no i assure you im no bloody wwitch
if anythin im a wwizard
a SCIENCE wwizard
unconchonable: (blah blah dont givve a shit)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
you say that as if wwhat you type is anythin coherent anywway
and its not lame at all quite the fuckin opposite
im dowwnright impressivve
not that i expect the simple minds a humans to fully grasp my majesty anywways but no ivve a glowwin wwand a untold powwer that rips delusions and the deluded alike asunder by the unparalleled force it can afford
unconchonable: (rolllllll)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
wwhy am i not surprised
i can do a lot wwith it wwhy does it matter if i can movve shit wwith it or not
wwhat a lame thing to ask about
unconchonable: (that doesnt evven make SENSE)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
wwhat a stupid fuckin thing to staple wwhat makes a science wwizard awwesome or not
but yes i can i can fuckin make myself levvitate for fucks sake so of course i can make shit movve
youvve got some nonsensical standards rox
Edited 2012-07-23 04:21 (UTC)
unconchonable: (brb judgin so hard)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
oh are ya noww
i got quite a affinity wwith wwizards myself aside from bein one
and are you tryin to mock me wwith that
is that wwhat youre doin
unconchonable: (so dicks you say)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i suppose so evven if the magic type are a bunch a fakey fake rubbish
like all magic
and good cuz ivve no tolerance for any blatant disrespect
unconchonable: (pooty lips)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
im NOT uptight
and wwho the fuck is janey
unconchonable: (im gonna livve im gonna fly)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
remember that thing i said about your standards and howw theyre nonsensical
yeah still stands
im not uptight
hmm dont knoww her
but i do knoww this place and shell probably showw up sooner or later
unconchonable: (i GUESS wwe can share the pony ride)

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[personal profile] unconchonable 2012-07-23 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
this place isnt exactly generous wwhen it comes to choosin wwho comes and wwho doesnt and at wwhat time
its all majorly inconvvenient sometimes sendin people back wwhen wwere least expectin it
so she could showw up tomorrow
maybe a wweek from noww
she might evven showw up from a different time than wwhen youre from
this place is all kinds a screwwy bullshit
all i can say is shes bound to showw up evventually