001; action/text

[oceanbreasts]

[ Okay, so somewhere between the coral and the spot on her map that said PIRATES is one ROXY LALONDE. She was heading there to scope the place out when she saw the text from Dirk, and now she's wavering between the two points.

She's wavering in what to do, but going back to her friend takes priority, so she starts heading off in that direction again.

To anyone passing, they'll mostly find a young blonde girl in purple pajamas, vaguely damp, staring in wide eyed fascination at pretty much everything. But mostly all the people. ]

ok so i kno dirk is here
im gonna go see him
and that janey and jake arent here
which is really shitty since we were all just togehtr
*toegehtr
*togehter
*fuck it
but what i rly want to kno is
where can i get a drink
cuz i am way too sober for this

Comments

[unconchonable]

wwell
no
not exactly
but its not because im a supposed PUSSY or anythin a that nature you scumlickin asshole

[thekidsare0kay]

nah, i kn0w there are pr0bably 0ther reas0ns.
but that d0esn't change the fact that y0u're a pussy.

[unconchonable]

IM NOT A FUCKIN PUSSY YOU GRUBFUCKIN PRICK

[oceanbreasts]

wow wait no one told me id be getting a flirt show when i got here
can u guys pause for a sec
i need to get popcorn

[thekidsare0kay]

s0rry r0xy, he's my kismesis.
in human terms, that means he's my hate b0yfriend.

[oceanbreasts]

omg no i kno what that is
i get to see quadrants in action
this place gets better and better

[unconchonable]

wwere not here for your fuckin entertainment

[oceanbreasts]

well then u should probabuly stop being entertaining then
*probably

[unconchonable]

im not BEIN entertaini im dealin wwith a intolerable asshole

[oceanbreasts]

yes go deal with ur black bf its fine dont mind me

[thekidsare0kay]

really, y0u already kn0w?
0h thank g00dness.
i get s0 tired 0f explaining this shit t0 humans.

[oceanbreasts]

aw yeah rolal is already in the know
red pale black and then that weird tricky three-way ash one
i had a friend who was all sorts of into troll culture
she taught me a lot

[thekidsare0kay]

0h yeah?
y0u're weirdly kn0wledgeable f0r a human.
n0t that i'm c0mplaining, but it's really weird.

[oceanbreasts]

well she wasnt a human either
but idk i dont think i should be talking about what she really is
cuz it was like a big hueg secret
so i think ill keep that to myself

[thekidsare0kay]

well, i guess it's n0t that imp0rtant right n0w.

[thekidsare0kay]

hehehehe

[unconchonable]

dont you fuckin laugh

[thekidsare0kay]

y0u can't st0p me.

[unconchonable]

you really wwanna test this mage

[thekidsare0kay]

this may sh0ck y0u, prince, but y0u d0n't scare me.

[unconchonable]

only because youre lackin the sponge to knoww better

[thekidsare0kay]

y0u kn0w i d0n't really have a g00d reas0n t0 be scared 0f y0u, prince.

[unconchonable]

pfft thats a load a bull
theres plenty a reasons to be afraid a me mage and you knoww it

[Who... cares if he doesn't exactly have access to any of his weapons for the time being! He is totally threatening and shit!]

[thekidsare0kay]

yeah?
like what?
enlighten me.