001; action/text

[oceanbreasts]

[ Okay, so somewhere between the coral and the spot on her map that said PIRATES is one ROXY LALONDE. She was heading there to scope the place out when she saw the text from Dirk, and now she's wavering between the two points.

She's wavering in what to do, but going back to her friend takes priority, so she starts heading off in that direction again.

To anyone passing, they'll mostly find a young blonde girl in purple pajamas, vaguely damp, staring in wide eyed fascination at pretty much everything. But mostly all the people. ]

ok so i kno dirk is here
im gonna go see him
and that janey and jake arent here
which is really shitty since we were all just togehtr
*toegehtr
*togehter
*fuck it
but what i rly want to kno is
where can i get a drink
cuz i am way too sober for this

Comments

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[rebull]

uH, dUALSCAR 1SN'T THAT BAD, hE WAS WORSE,
bUT UH,
hE'S START1NG TO GET SMART, hE WAS JUST A B1T BRA1NWASHED, l1KE THE REST OF THOSE ASS HOLES.
aS FOR tHE gRAND h1GHBLOOD?
yEAH, yOU DON'T NEED TO TALK TO THAT TENT FULL OF CRAZY.
1F YOU SEE 1ND1GO, E1THER 1T'S H1M OR gAMZEE.
gAMZEE'S A GOOD K1D, bUT UH, tHE gRAND h1GHBLOOD'S BETTER OFF DROPP1NG OFF A CL1FF.

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[oceanbreasts]

alright so scarface is fine but grand blue isnt
got it

[ clearly this means Roxy's going to seek both of them out but not necessarily talk to them.

watch, though, yes. definitely. ]

as long as theres no batterwitch to deal with i guess i can handle a mindless follower or two

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[rebull]

yEAH, rULES TO L1VE BY.
1T'S GOOD TO MEET ANOTHER SOMEONE W1TH SOME SPUNK AND HER HEAD FAC1NG THE R1GHT D1RECT1ON.

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[oceanbreasts]

u better bleive it
*believe
i have more spunk than u can even shake a stick at
a big stick even
like the kind of stick you look at and think
wow
that stick is nearly its own tree
and im just like ya i kno
and i have more spunk than u can shake that at

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[rebull]

1 DON'T TH1NK 1'LL BE SHAK1NG ANY ST1CKS HERE,
1M ALL HONESTY.
tHAT REALLY JUST SEEMS L1KE SOMETH1NG STRANGE TO DO,
aND NOT AT ALL PRODUCT1VE TO THE FR1ENDSH1P BU1LD1NG PROCESS.
uNLESS YOU'RE 1NTO THAT K1ND OF TH1NG.

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[oceanbreasts]

nah im just into using phrases that probably mean fuck all to trolls
basically i have all of the spunk
thats all thast important here

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[rebull]

YEAH, tHAT'S REALLY ALL WE NEED TO CARE ABOUT HERE,
1N ALL HONESTY.