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caughtinanetwork2012-07-22 09:08 pm
oceanbreasts) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-07-22 09:08 pm
Entry tags:
001; action/text
[ Okay, so somewhere between the coral and the spot on her map that said PIRATES is one ROXY LALONDE. She was heading there to scope the place out when she saw the text from Dirk, and now she's wavering between the two points.
She's wavering in what to do, but going back to her friend takes priority, so she starts heading off in that direction again.
To anyone passing, they'll mostly find a young blonde girl in purple pajamas, vaguely damp, staring in wide eyed fascination at pretty much everything. But mostly all the people. ]
ok so i kno dirk is here
im gonna go see him
and that janey and jake arent here
which is really shitty since we were all just togehtr
*toegehtr
*togehter
*fuck it
but what i rly want to kno is
where can i get a drink
cuz i am way too sober for this
She's wavering in what to do, but going back to her friend takes priority, so she starts heading off in that direction again.
To anyone passing, they'll mostly find a young blonde girl in purple pajamas, vaguely damp, staring in wide eyed fascination at pretty much everything. But mostly all the people. ]
ok so i kno dirk is here
im gonna go see him
and that janey and jake arent here
which is really shitty since we were all just togehtr
*toegehtr
*togehter
*fuck it
but what i rly want to kno is
where can i get a drink
cuz i am way too sober for this
[TEXT]
BECAUSE YOU APPARENTLY KNOW ABOUT HER AND HER OBSESSION WITH WIZARDS AND RAMMING NEEDLES WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG
BUT NONE OF THIS OTHER SHIT MAKES SENSE.
HIGH CHAPLAIN?
BATTERWITCH??
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK DON'T TELL ME THIS IS TIME SHENANIGANS AGAIN BECAUSE I AM SICK TO MY BILE SACK OF THOSE.
[TEXT]
and i told u my name is roxy lalonde
hold on
[ The text stops, and soon enough the video flares into full life with a... rather extreme closeup of a very pink eyeball. When she's sure she has it running properly, Roxy pulls the SFC back so her entire face is in the shot. ]
I look like her right?
[ Kind of damp, and still in her derse pajamas, but w/e ]
[VIDEO]
[Karkat for the record is wearing a hoodie instead of his usual shirt. He's branched out a bit here, mostly at a certain sea dweller's insistence.]
You look like the shape of my think pan giving up on anything making any sense at all. How the heck are you in Derse pajamas? Earth was supposed to be pulverized by meteors, not cropping up a second batch of humans to screw things up more than they already were.
[VIDEO]
...ahem. ]
Nope. No meteors in our history. Sea bitches tryin' to breed us, yes. Meteors, no. Actually my friends and I had finally entered the game when me 'n Dirk wound up here instead.
[ Also don't mind her because now she's squinting and trying to figure out if she's seen him before or not. She feels like she has but... hell, most of her derse dreaming is sort of blurry. ]
[VIDEO]
[He looks more or less the same age he would have in the dream bubbles, even though he's never actually been there. Time shenanigans, man. That and living in a different bubble for over a year and a half.]
[Meanwhile he can feel a headache coming on with the explanation.]
Sea bitches? Do I even want to ask?
And that's without even getting into how there could be a second earth in paradox space with its own session of the game. The first one couldn't even make a planet because the group there screwed up so bad, which is to say if it wasn't doomed from the start, which it probably was because of fucking frog cancer -
[Yeah he feels guilty about that. Cue a deeper frown.]
- and another go of that convoluted piece of shit probably isn't going to fix anything.
[VIDEO]
[ NOT HER. ]
...Frog cancer?
[VIDEO]
Do me a favor and don't ask about the frog cancer.