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[oceanbreasts]

[ Okay, so somewhere between the coral and the spot on her map that said PIRATES is one ROXY LALONDE. She was heading there to scope the place out when she saw the text from Dirk, and now she's wavering between the two points.

She's wavering in what to do, but going back to her friend takes priority, so she starts heading off in that direction again.

To anyone passing, they'll mostly find a young blonde girl in purple pajamas, vaguely damp, staring in wide eyed fascination at pretty much everything. But mostly all the people. ]

ok so i kno dirk is here
im gonna go see him
and that janey and jake arent here
which is really shitty since we were all just togehtr
*toegehtr
*togehter
*fuck it
but what i rly want to kno is
where can i get a drink
cuz i am way too sober for this

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[oceanbreasts]

shit yes see i knew i would wone day foind somoeen who knew
*whoel lotsa words
*whole
still not sure i undersntad the pie
like
was the fruit glazed with rum
cuz thatd be pretty boss

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[420]

RuM?
NaW, mOtHeRfUcKeR, i'm sPeAkInG SoPoR HeRe.

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[oceanbreasts]

right sure sopor
wtf is sopor

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[420]

OnLy tHe mOsT MiRaCuLoUs oF MiRaClEs
ReAdY FoR KeEpInG A MoThErFuCkEr dOwN ThE StRaIgHt aNd fUcKiN NaRrOw.
ShIt gEtS Ya fEeLiN MoRe cHiLl tHaN A FaYgO At tHe bEaCh.

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[oceanbreasts]

wait shit omg theres an island right
omg i can go lounge on the beach i never even thought of that
ive always wanted to see a ebach
*beach
idk i think right now a fayog at the beach would leave me pretty damn chill
i could have some fruity ass drink in a cococonut shell with an umbrella
wait we were talking about your pies
wahts the spoor taste like
*sporo
*that stuff

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[420]

I CaN'T AlL Be eXpLaInInG ThAt sTuFf, MoThErFuCkEr.
It's lIkE
FuCk
LiKe a tHoUsAnD MiRaClEs aLl oN YoUr tOnGuE AnD ThEn tHe fUcKiN BuZz hItS AnD EvErYtHiNg kInDa gOeS NuMb aNd cHiLl aNd tHe fOg hItS YoUr rIgHt iN YoUr fUcKiN PaN AnD
FuUuUuCk
YoU GoT Me sO MoThErFuCkIn hUnGrY FoR A SlIcE NoW.

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[oceanbreasts]

woah a thousand miracles all at onec
*once
thats a lot of miracles
idk if i could handle all of htat
*that

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[420]

No nEeD FoR MoThErFuCkIn wOrRiEs.
AiN'T EvEr mEt a mOtHeRfUcKeR DiScApAbLe oF HaNdLiNg aLl tHeM MiRaClEs.
EvEn mY BeSt fRiEnD WeRe dOwN WiTh tHeM.
AnD He iS A MoThErFuCkEr wHaT DoN'T Be lOoKiNg dOwN KiNdLiKe oN ThE MiRaClEs aLl wHaT ThIs lIfE BrInGs uS.