006 // All This and Rabbit Stew \\ Video

[hecklinghare]

[The feed starts and Bugs is sitting on a very bright green recliner. Against the color of the rest of his room, Bugs actually looks rather washed out. Not the normal vibrant color usually seen. He doesn't seem any less energetic then normal just...dulled.]

Hey 'der Vay-teeon, I've been here for a while now annnnnd well.

[He scratches his ear a little.]

Dis place is kinda well...dull. Oh sure der's fish games and da occasional moider. But dat ain't exactly Hollywood style entertainment.

...I don't even tink it's Joisey style entertainment.

[Another shrug before he spins quickly, a mini grey tornado before stopping with a 'Tada!'. Bugs is now wearing a straw hat and a red and white stripped blazer. He wiggles his eye brows before clearing his throat.]

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Come one an come all! Dis Saturday der will be tryouts for the newest Extrav-i-ganza under da Sea!

Jus' hop by da nearest rabbit hole. We'll take anyting! *flatly* We're desperate.

Actors, dancers, singers! Anyone'll do, jus get an act ready and try ya luck.

[He takes the hat off before adding.]

An no huntin' pictures. Dis ain't no Davy Crockett flick.

Comments

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[martelapproves]

[ ... Well... he's not a human, but... this face. ]

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[hecklinghare]

[Well...that's not a face he's used to.]

Uh...you alright, kid?

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[martelapproves]

U-uh... yeah.

[ He's just never seen a talking rabbit before. ]

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[hecklinghare]

...I don't believe ya.

So, what do ya do?

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[martelapproves]

What do I do?

[ Here? Not much. On Aselia... well, he doesn't quite wanna say 'genocide. ]

I lead Cruxis.

[theinfamous1412]

Yo!

I finally got things under control, but now it seems you could use a little entertainment.

[hecklinghare]

[His ears perk up a bit and he grins.]

Well dat's da foist good news I've heard.

Eh, I ain't used to being in a routine.

[theinfamous1412]

Ha, now that I'm not hiding in the shadows, I can put on routine no one here will ever forget. Gotta celebrate the end of those stupid F-Fishlympics somehow.

[hecklinghare]

Nice to know you ain't gonna waste your talents.

Ya want in, Kid?

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[420]

[Just staring.]

Goddamn. How the motherfuck did you all went about doing that?

[He's babbling about that excellent spin action there.]

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[hecklinghare]

[...eh, forget the censors.]

Went about doin' what, doc?

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[420]

[The censors can't tame Gamzee.]

That thing! Like, fuck, you all went like woosh and I fuckin' went like what the fuck, and like, how the motherfuck did that all happen.

And then you all went and had a hat.

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[hecklinghare]

[The censors would probably have a heart attack trying.]

Oh, uh, it's just a little ting I do.

[So tempted to get this kid to try and do it...he needs the laughs badly.]

You ain't ever tried it, doc?

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[dotthedisconnect]

[Tech and acting are oil and water, but this caught his attention anyway.]

Nice trick. So you're some kind of performer?

[Video]

[hecklinghare]

[But the right oil and water together can make an awesome dressing.]

You could say dat. Dunno how much it'll help if I tell ya what I do but I'm sorta in pictures back home.

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[dotthedisconnect]

[And yet Tech would probably improve your salad even less than he would your film.]

Oh, an actor then. But do you really think you can pull something like this together down here?

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[hecklinghare]

[He shrugs before smirking.]

Nyyyyyope.


But I don't got anything else ta do. Ya want in, kid?

[ravenly]

[He's a bit hard to understand. But the truth is, it's been a little while since Rue's seen another animal she could really talk to. He isn't anyone from Gold Crown, but, regardless--

She's pinged by the mention of dancers.]

You are putting on a show?

[hecklinghare]

Tryin' to. Not much else goin' on here.

[He gives her a soft grin.]

Ya interested, doll?

[ravenly]

... I can dance.

[She's not sure whether to say yes or not, but if she's going to be teaching it eventually, she should get used to performing in front of others again.]

[hecklinghare]

[That does catch his interest and he leans forward.]

What sorta dancin'?

[Say yes! Always say yes to the bunny!]

[reaper2die4]

Oh darling~! You said you'd take actors? How about an actress, love? I've been known to do quite the wonderful rendition of Shakespeare's plays.

[hecklinghare]

[Wow! Talk about a different personality then what's he met here. It's almost...comforting. Bugs grins and leans back, crossing his arms behind his head.]

Ah, I'd never toirn down someone who give old Billy a good run through. Not my style but I hear da comedies are great.

[Yeah...Toons and Shakespeare are like Shatner and Karaoke. Amusing but safer kept apart.]

[reaper2die4]

Oh yes, the comedies are absolutely wonderful. I've been known to do alright with other plays as well. So whatever you wish for me to do, love, do tell.

[She's quite interested in being able to do something for once since she's arrived here.]

[hecklinghare]

Well, if ya ain't busy on Saturday. Jus' look me up. I'm gonna start dis whole thing at nine in da mornin'.

[The feeling is mutual.]