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[thebloodyend]

[Waking up soaking wet?  Check.  Waking up someplace he's never seen before?  Also check.  What the hell even is this starfish thing?  Triple check.  One very annoyed and also still hung over English vampire?  Yup, all yours Vatheon, aren't you all lucky.  He also hasn't noticed the mark yet, but you'll all be hearing about that when he does, of course.]

What the bloody hell is going on?

[He's not sure what he's annoyed about more.  Being soaking wet-because ugh, his coat-or the fact that he has no idea where he is.  He was supposed to be on his way to win back Drusilla, dammit.]

Someone better have answers.  Now.

[Yeah, he...he doesn't ask when he's in a bad mood.  He demands.  Well...he usually demands anyway even if he's not in a bad mood.]

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[thebloodyend]

[Well, it's mildly better than what everyone else has greeted him with, so far. And at least he doesn't have to hear the same things repeated yet again.

Well, since all of his other questions have been met with unsatisfactory answers, he has had a little time to think about other things.]

Yeah. Since I'm apparently stuck here, where am I supposed to live? [That's the one thing no one has told him about yet.]

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[whereyoulead]

[He aims to please.]

Anywhere you like. Housing's free like everything else.

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[thebloodyend]

[Well, this actually brightens his mood the tiniest bit-so long as the selection of places to live is nice, that is. He's a simple man when it comes to living arrangements, but a nice place would make being kidnapped the tiniest bit better.]

I think that's the best thing I've heard about this place so far.

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[whereyoulead]

Yeah, that's a pretty nice perk. And it's not slumlord central around here, so that's even better. Pretty sure you'll find something to your liking.

[After crashing in some of the fucked up holes he's called home, Ken really couldn't care less. If it's better than a cardboard box, he's cool.]

So where're you from?