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caughtinanetwork2012-07-31 11:12 am
scaresplants) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-07-31 11:12 am
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20: This is not your usual Sleeping Beauty.
[When you’re a demon who has actually slept for an entire century, a month is practically like a catnap to you. Really, sleeping is positively one of the best things that has ever been gifted to the human race. You just close your eyes and drift off without any worries or needs or things bothering you, just like that.]
[The problem is, about sleeping, is that it leaves you in a very vulnerable state that people like certain vampires might take advantage of.]
[See Crowley. See Crowley sleeping with the most ridiculous outfit on, including a various assortment of shapes on his face and bright glittery stars stuck right in each of the shades of his sunglasses, not to mention the blonde pigtails clipped to his hair. He seems way deep into sleep though, and not even conscious of the fact that he’s being made a laughingstock on camera.]
[But wait...who is even filming this in the first place?]
[Who’s holding the camera really shouldn’t be too much of a mystery. But in case anyone’s left wondering, the mystery is revealed by a giggle as one Johnny Rayflo pans the camera to get the full view of his handiwork.]
Mmm....I suppose this would be considered mean...but he’s been asleep for so long...
[He turns the camera to his own face, a devilish grin on his lips.]
Perhaps a ‘kiss of awakening’, hmm~?
[Johnny drops his hand, the camera showing a lovely shot of Crowley’s shoulder as the vampire leans over to kiss the demon full on the lips.]
[For a minute or so, there is no reaction from the demon. And then suddenly, a hand seizes Johnny by the throat, and Crowley suddenly wakes up, his voice almost a snarl.]
YOU LITTLE BUGGER-
[And then there’s just a second or two when he almost comically stares at his surroundings, and...what in the name of somebody is all this?!]
How-how long have I been...?
[But no matter, because he knows that stupid smug grin on the vampire next to him to know that all of this just didn’t happen randomly, oh no. He lets go of the vampire’s neck, letting out a disgusted sound, before gazing in horror at what he’s wearing because wait a second, that isn’t his suit at all.]
You bloody- you took off my clothes?! And replaced it with this?!!
[Johnny’s smirk is unchanging and he winks, knowing full well he’s in huge trouble, so why not make the most of it?]
I did~ And you look pretty good in the suit.....but that’s nothing compared to out of it~~
[There is a twitch in Crowley’s features...oh, that was the last straw. No more Mr. Nice Guy (as if there had ever been a nice guy to be in Crowley’s lifetime, but still, he could use a phrase like that when he wanted), and he snaps his fingers. Immediately, the ridiculous dress thing is gone, as well as the pigtails and stars, to be replaced by his usual cool suit. He lets out a deep breath, as if he’s trying to remain composed but failing utterly at it at the same time.]
Johnny...
[Okay, to heck with composure, this is war. In a second, he’s pinning the vampire against the wall, looking hellbent on performing murder in his place right here and now.]
You-you stupid, idiotic, moronic little toerag!!
[Johnny drops the SFC, the device clattering to the ground to give an angled upward view of the two. The vampire himself looks fairly composed considering it looks like he’s about to be murdered where he stands.]
Such harsh words, Crow~ley~~ You wound me~~
[He leans his face closer (as much as he can, anyway) and his smirk widens into more of a smile. He’d never admit it, but he missed this~]
I think you’re a little rusty due to your nap, darling~~
RUSTY? YOU’RE CALLING ME RUSTY?!
[Hell hath no fury like a vaguely sauntered downwards fallen angel scorned. Or made fun of while they were sleeping, anyways.]
I should tear your head off and feed it to vultures so they can have a nice lovely dinner using your bones, and-
[For him being so furious, what Crowley does next is bound to shock a few people- because he, quite literally, plants his lips on Johnny’s, as if he’s trying to overpower the vampire that way instead of through words.]
[Johnny had been smirking as though he’d been watching an amusing T.V. show instead of the angry tirade of a demon. However, when he’s hit with the kiss, his eyes go wide in shock for a moment, then close as he kisses back, hands grasping at whatever part of Crowley they could reach.]
[Crowley’s foot almost steps on the SFC nearby as he moves in closer, though, and the demon stops, looking downwards with a dumbfounded look.]
Did-have you been recording this entire time, vampire?
[Johnny’s smirk turns into a full cheshire-like grin as he gazes up at Crowley as if they were discussing dinner plans.]
Mmmmhmmm~~ Perhaps public attention plus a lover’s kiss are what woke you up, hmm~~? Now, what were you saying about vultures~?
[Crowley hisses like an enraged cobra, and snatches the SFC off the floor as he turns to Johnny.]
You stay there! I’m not done with you yet...this will teach you to film me, you bloody little idiot...
[He then walks over to the window, opens it, and then he just throws it as hard as he can at the other building. Sorry, people living in the nearby building. You’re going to have to clean up the SFC crater that has now torn through your living spaces.]
[Crowley is just not the type of guy who can take rude awakenings nicely, after all.]
[ooc: Green is Crowley and orange is Johnny! Feel free to comment on this most awkward of posts, both of them will be answering. /o/]
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[He goes over to his plants, his once magnificently beautiful plants, now all defying him by throwing leaves all over the place and growing wherever they wanted. He picks one up, looking it over...]
[And then proceeds to throw the pot right at Johnny's head.]
If you liked them so much, you can bloody have them! I don't need them anymore, you've ruined them for good. Thanksssssss.
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Hmm....he'd only pissed Crowley off enough to make him hiss once before. That was a little bothersome, but he doesn't let it show, though his smirk dropped.]
Hmm...I don't think that's fair, they're still alive, you know. Just go back to abusing them if you want them back to normal.
[No, he is definitely not pouting. He has to fight the urge to say 'that'll teach you to go into a worrisome sleep coma' like a petulant child.]
You're getting worked up over nothing~
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[He makes to throw another one on the floor, but at the last second he just sighs and puts it down. Hey, he mistreats his plants, but he's not the type of person to just kill them willy-nilly.]
This isn't your place, vampire. Leave it be.
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Revenge for the worried and confused feelings Crowley gave him.
The vampire came closer, trying to hide his uncertainty by closing the distance between them and threading his arms around the demon's neck.]
Sorry. You were just asleep for so long...[And then, because Johnny can't actually be honest when it comes to Crowley:] darling~
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Shut up.
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Is making me shut up part of that 'teaching' you were going to do, Crow~ley~?
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No, I was going to teach you how to bug off. Shutting up would be a nice little addition to the plan.
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Well, we could always do something else with our lips~
[Like, you know, what he's doing now with leaning up to put his lips on yours.]
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[But he's cut off by that kiss, and while he does squirm underneath it at first, he vaguely realizes that trying to avoid kissing from Johnny is like trying to avoid a giant planet crashing into Earth.]
[So, he does kiss back, but with a little more aggression, because darn it, he's not going to just lie flat and let the vampire run all over him if he can help it.]
1/2
So of course he lets himself into the demon's apartment to complain, a good ten minutes into the shouting and snarling and hissing. The angel hesitates at the bedroom door, though, pondering whether it was any of his business to just pop in on the rather angry demon. Crowley's temper knew no bounds, and he certainly didn't want any of that anger directed at him.
Of course, that's when things go quiet. Way, way too quiet, and the angel begins to worry because oh dear Heavens, what if Crowley killed Johnny in his rage, what if all that was left of the poor vampire was a bloody splotch on the floor or a pile of maggots or a burning carcass or--
He bursts through the door, and starts shouting at the demon.]
Crowley, Crowley you better not have killed him!! You blasted old serpent what has he ever done to yo--
[2/2]
He freezes, and he stares, and his jaw falls open, and his eyes grow wide as saucers.
And, with a shaking hand, he slowly pulls off his glasses and covers his eyes.]
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So, the vampire pulls away, but only his lips, his arms stay around the demon's neck as he glances over to the angel.]
Oh....hi, Azi.
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[World, please open and swallow him up now what is the angel doing here.]
Aziraphale?
[Also totally pulling away from Johnny as if he had never been with him in the first place now.] It's not what it looks like, angel!
[Who are you even kidding, Crowley.]
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[He's still got his eyes covered, and his face is turning bright red.]
P-please keep things down in here or... or do this somewhere else or... erm... I think I need a drink...
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Sorry, Azi~ Didn't mean to disturb you~
Aaah....those clothes I left in your place? I'll take them back now~~
[Since Crowley was awake now and all.]
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[He shoots a glare over at Johnny.]
I suppose you're talking about my clothes, right? Well...go and have them. they're tainted by now. I'll just conjure up more. Bloody vampire, ruining my good suit...
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The angel frowns, slowly turning away from the pair.]
I'll err... I'll go get my coat, and we can go find the bar. [Not that he realizes Crowley is going to pick a fight with Otoha before they can go...
He shoots his own little glare at Johnny.]
And you told me you weren't doing anything devious with all of that clothing. You promised.
[With a bit of a huff, the angel turns and walks through the door, heading back to his own apartment.]
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[Have a kicked puppy look at your back, Aziraphale.]
I didn't do anything with the clothes themselves....[It's all about the semantics.]
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[He watches as Aziraphale leaves, knowing he's going to have to explain what happened here sooner or later, and turns back to Johnny, smirking despite himself.]
Well, well, well. Looks like you're in trouble. Trust me, you really don't want Aziraphale to be mad at you. It can get a lot messier than anything I have to throw at you.
[And then he frowns again when he looks at how disheveled this place is.]
Ugh...you should just get out, vampire. I don't want anything to do with you.
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You say that now..
[He waltzes up to sneak a kiss in on Crowley's cheek and then he's headed for the door.]
I'll see you around, Crow~ley~
[...]
It's good you're awake.
[And then he's gone. He doesn't want to be teased for his display of honesty. At least he didn't admit that he was afraid Crowley was going to disappear.]