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[f8tal]

[Wherever Vriska is it's a little dark so her face isn't all that clear. That aside it's obvious she looks exasperated. Scratching something on her cheek she gives a dramatic sigh.]

So obviously if the text on the SFCs is fucking up you just don't use them! Also I'm sure we can all blame Eridan Ampora, the most useless troll alive, for the plague he unleashed on everyone here. Start throwing out your sickly before they die and start rotting everywhere!

Thanks for being the biggest fuckup alive, Ampora! Alive for now at least.

[She gives a small cackle that breaks in the end as she starts coughing and shuts off the video feed.]

Comments

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[fintastic]

You're sick too, aren't you?

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[f8tal]

I am not! I just have a cough.

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[fintastic]

You are sick and I am coming over!

...where are you again?

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[f8tal]

It's just a head cold! Nothing like what Amporaloser has! [Yes it is.]

I'm... At Darkleer's! Just hanging out, you know. Stuff.

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[fintastic]

I'm on my way! Just stay there.

[video]

[f8tal]

Where would I even go.. [Every time she moves from this bed she has a dizzy spell. Bluh bluh.]

[video] ==> [action]

[fintastic]

Exactly!

[ A good ten, fifteen minutes later, there's a knock at the front door. ]

action;

[aim_exorable]

[Curled up relatively close to her and trying to read a book he got from the Nostalgia Quarter while he's still conscious, Darkleer just pats her on the head.]

He is the biggest mess up alive, isn't he? Although, you really shouldn't scratch at yourself like that.

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[f8tal]

[She huffs at the pat, but does nothing more than roll around and push her face into a pillow.] 'm not scratching! It's just a bug bite. [A could hundred of them, actually.]

action;

[aim_exorable]

That is a lot of bug bites and you should not scratch them at any rate.

[Yeah no foolin' him.]

I could help you soothe them if you'd like.

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[f8tal]

I was rubbing it! [Nope.]

How?

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[aim_exorable]

First, you would want to take a lukewarm bath, and then there is a lotion you would rub over yourself.

There is also medicine for it, if you wanted that.

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[f8tal]

Medicine to stop the itching? [A bath doesn't sound... horrible right now.

Ugh but that means she has to get up. She moans into her pillow.] I'm going to kill Ampora for this!

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[aim_exorable]

In a way.

[He remembers getting this same illness sweeps and sweeps ago, and it had helped a little bit.

Hmm. Well, make sure there are no witnesses if you do so.

[Okay, he doesn't... kind of... Alright maybe he means it a little.]

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[f8tal]

If it doesn't work then I don't want to take it! [Even if she'll be miserable for days.]

Of course! I'm not stupid.

[video]

[unconchonable]

[Look at that smug and purple dotted face.]

Oh. I think I can die happy knowin' I'm takin' you with me.

[video]

[f8tal]

You didn't get me sick, idiot!

I'm perfectly fucking fine!

[video]

[unconchonable]

Only a matter a time, and knowin' how you're less than capable a keepin' yourself in a healthy state, you'll probably get it sooner than later.

[That smug look just persists.]

Not to mention you're already scratchin'.

[video]

[f8tal]

I am always healthy! I never get sick! [Except those few times...]

That's a bug bite! Joke's on you.

[video]

[unconchonable]

Oh? So you got parasites, huh? You know, if you actually took a shower once in a while you might be able to awoid that.

[video]

[f8tal]

Coming from the walking plague that doesn't mean much!

And I shower all the time. Even more than you, considering your hair is greasy as fuck every time I see you!

[video]

[unconchonable]

Are you kiddin' me? I shower 1-3 times a day, my hair is newer greasy! Maybe you're so used to the abhorrent state your hair is constantly in that you're mistakin' clean hair for filth.

Wouldn't be surprised with how deficient your think-pan is.

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[rebull]

[He meant to click video but all Vriska gets is audio apparently.]

How you still manage to look cute I uh- I'll never really know. You doing okay?

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[f8tal]

[ohemgee summoner no stap. yay for audio! because he won't see that look on her face.] What? Uh- Yeah! I'm doing fucking great! Better than ever!

[Less than great sounding cough.] What about you?

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[rebull]

I hope so. I'm pretty great actually. No sickness here, which seems odd, it's been hitting a lot of trolls.

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[f8tal]

Yeah, it's so weird! I'm not sick either. I guess we're just the best of the best trolls!

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[rebull]

Oh you're not are ya?

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[f8tal]

Nope! I'm at 100% health right now!

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[rebull]

Ya know, lying isn't very nice, Vrisk.

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[f8tal]

Who cares... [Audible sniff.] I'm not even that sick. [Yes she is.]

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[rebull]

I care?

Are you sure? Well I guess I don't need to offer any help or anything then. Since you're fine.

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[f8tal]

I don't need help, but company isn't all that bad!

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[rebull]

Heh, well do you want my company?

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[f8tal]

I guessssssss!

Will you bring me something to eat? There's only vegetables in this hive and it's gross!

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[rebull]

I can, but all I have on me is vegetables too! I tend to not eat me either. [He chuckles, pausing for a moment.]

But uh, I can stop and get ya something if you're needing a fix?

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[f8tal]

Bluuuuuuuh! Doesn't anyone eat meat anymore??? Ugh!

[She groans.] Just surprise me! Nothing shitty, though.

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[rebull]

Heh, you know uh, vegetables and that can be made to taste better. I learned that the hard way. You should really give it a try, ya know?

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[f8tal]

The last time I gave vegetables a try my hair caught on fire!

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[rebull]

You could try eating vegetables that are not one fire?

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[f8tal]

They weren't on fire to begin with!

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[rebull]

So they were on fire after the beginning then?

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[shotarcana]

Oh. You got sick from him, too? He really is Patient Zero of an epidemic, huh...

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[f8tal]

I'm not sick with whatever that idiot has! I just have a cough for completely different reasons!

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[shotarcana]

How do you know for sure...?

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[f8tal]

Because I'm better than that.

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[shotarcana]

[... That's not how it works.]

Well... you didn't need to necessarily get it from him. It could've been someone else who got it from him. If that's better.

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[f8tal]

[yes it is obviously DUH...]

Well it's a good thing I don't have whatever gross diseases he's carrying, huh?

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[shotarcana]

Hmm... Yeah, I guess so. So you have your own gross diseases, huh?