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Second Gold Bolt [Video]

[There is an agitated Lombax on the screen today. He has dust and fairy guts all over his face. He was trying to get a closer look at it when it exploded. F-in fairies man.]

So this thing followed me around, never talk to me, never did anything, and the one day explode...in my face. Really?

What was the point of these things?! I've had malfunctioning synthenoids more helpful. Can anyone answer this question for me? Why did my fairy just explode? I would really like an answer. Did me staring at it engage it's self-destruct?

...And does anyone know how to get fairy guts out of fur?

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Well, not to blow my own horn, but we Lombaxes are known for our ingenuity. Give me some tools, scrap metal, and time and I'll make you something awesome.

Oh? What kind of things can you make outside of the synthenoids you have mentioned?

Well, I invented a nuclear powered rocket sled once. Oh! And another time I invented an anti-matter bathroom buddy and another time I invented electroshock underwear! Called them Stunderwear! They were a big hit on a planet called Umbris first but them spread everywhere.

I should remake them here.

Anti-matter bathroom buddy? Can I ask what was its purpose?

[And the eletroshock underwear...really?]

Mostly to look pretty. The anti-matter was inside a clear shell and you could see it. There were some variations on it later but...that shouldn't be talked out on a public communication.

...Or with a lady. I'd feel weird.

Oh, I-I see.

I should have known about that before I spoke.

Well...the changes weren't my idea. They were someone else's.

But who would suggest such a thing? Especially something such as...that!

...Perverts, I guess.

It's still rather unsettling...

Anyway, I must say. You are a rather creative person, a lot more than I am.

Thank you. It just comes with being a Lombax I think. We can never leave anything alone, or that's what I've been told.

You certainly do make very interesting things...

I wonder if we have any kind of metal here that could be of use.

Do you know if there is a junk yard around here?

Not that I know of but it would be interesting if there was one.

Or perhaps a store that sells them.

I'll have to look and ask around then. Someone is bound to know.

It shouldn't be too difficult...

While I do not need any, I'm on the look out to see if there is a place where I can find weapons.

Oh? What kind of weapons are you looking for?

It's nothing complicated. I'm looking for a sword or some knives, either one would be lovely.

Sword or knives huh? I'll keep an eye out. A little low tech for my tastes but I'll let you know if I see any.

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