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caughtinanetwork2012-08-19 06:48 pm
aim_exorable) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-08-19 06:48 pm
13 ♐ Video ♐ B100B100ds Gone Wild
[The video flickers on in someone's lap, and that someone happens to be sitting somewhere high- perhaps a fence? The fence isn't important. What's being filmed is important. Kind of.]
[If you are into two intensely muscular alien men wrestling. Then it is important.]
[To anyone who can recognize the two trolls, it's obviously Equius and Darkleer with the latter keeping the other pinned down to the ground. To anyone unfamiliar with them, it looks like a pair of near identical twins with only Equius' broken horn and slightly less muscular frame being the only differences.]
[Both of them have obviously been at this for a while, if the sweat slicked over their bare torsos is any indication. They're both breathing heavily, breaking apart briefly and just staring at one another. Then Darkleer ducks in, there's a scuffle, and Equius is slammed to the ground with the two of them locked together- muscles flexing, long hair tossed everywhere, skin rubbing against skin. There are gouges in the earth from too much STRENGTH.]
[Whoever is holding the SFC makes a very soft honking noise.]
[Darkleer starts to speak as he struggles to keep Equius down.]
Come on- you can do better- [A grunt.] -don't give up so easily-
[There's a buck, and Darkleer gives a breathless chuckle but doesn't let go. Another soft honk from the camera holder.]
That's it- [A pause as he finally notices the SFC.] Gamzee are you filming this?
[ooc: Replies might come from Darkleer, Equius, Gamzee, and every mix of the three!]
[If you are into two intensely muscular alien men wrestling. Then it is important.]
[To anyone who can recognize the two trolls, it's obviously Equius and Darkleer with the latter keeping the other pinned down to the ground. To anyone unfamiliar with them, it looks like a pair of near identical twins with only Equius' broken horn and slightly less muscular frame being the only differences.]
[Both of them have obviously been at this for a while, if the sweat slicked over their bare torsos is any indication. They're both breathing heavily, breaking apart briefly and just staring at one another. Then Darkleer ducks in, there's a scuffle, and Equius is slammed to the ground with the two of them locked together- muscles flexing, long hair tossed everywhere, skin rubbing against skin. There are gouges in the earth from too much STRENGTH.]
[Whoever is holding the SFC makes a very soft honking noise.]
[Darkleer starts to speak as he struggles to keep Equius down.]
Come on- you can do better- [A grunt.] -don't give up so easily-
[There's a buck, and Darkleer gives a breathless chuckle but doesn't let go. Another soft honk from the camera holder.]
That's it- [A pause as he finally notices the SFC.] Gamzee are you filming this?
[ooc: Replies might come from Darkleer, Equius, Gamzee, and every mix of the three!]
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IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE IT.
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D --> This was mostly letting off steam
D --> And a chance for both of us to not have to hold back
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WHATEVER.
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BUT SO LONG AS WE'RE TALKING, LISTEN UP.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE OUR DATE THIS WEEK.
NO ARGUING.
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D --> What do you do with your ancestor
D --> Sit around and hug and have sing-a-longs
D --> Oh
D --> Good
D --> I warn you, I have high e%pectations
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ALSO, FUCK YOU
I NEITHER SING NOR ENGAGE IN GRATUITOUS HUGS
AND I WOULD RENDER HIS SPONGE CLOTS DEAF FOR THE DAY IF HE EVER SUGGESTED IT
WHICH WOULD NOT ACTUALLY SURPRISE ME, KNOWING HIM.
BUT SPARE ME YOUR EMPTY RAMBLING ABOUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS AND SAVE THEM FOR THE DAY ITSELF.
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D --> Should I invite RoboEquius to join us
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WHICH IS NOT CODE FOR "SAY YOU WON'T AND BRING HIM ANYWAY", I MEAN DON'T FUCKING BRING HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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D --> Unlike you, I am capable of understanding simple orders
D --> So no RoboEquius
D --> I'll e%pect the call sometime soon
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WHO MAKES CALLS TO TELL ANYONE THINGS.
I EXPECTED YOU TO READ MY MIND VIA A CONVOLUTED PSYCHIC RITUAL INVOLVING JAZZ HANDS AND A FACIAL EXPRESSION THAT MIRRORS CONSTIPATION.
OF COURSE I'LL CALL YOU, DUMBFUCK.
LATER.
[Click.]