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caughtinanetwork2012-08-19 06:48 pm
aim_exorable) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-08-19 06:48 pm
13 ♐ Video ♐ B100B100ds Gone Wild
[The video flickers on in someone's lap, and that someone happens to be sitting somewhere high- perhaps a fence? The fence isn't important. What's being filmed is important. Kind of.]
[If you are into two intensely muscular alien men wrestling. Then it is important.]
[To anyone who can recognize the two trolls, it's obviously Equius and Darkleer with the latter keeping the other pinned down to the ground. To anyone unfamiliar with them, it looks like a pair of near identical twins with only Equius' broken horn and slightly less muscular frame being the only differences.]
[Both of them have obviously been at this for a while, if the sweat slicked over their bare torsos is any indication. They're both breathing heavily, breaking apart briefly and just staring at one another. Then Darkleer ducks in, there's a scuffle, and Equius is slammed to the ground with the two of them locked together- muscles flexing, long hair tossed everywhere, skin rubbing against skin. There are gouges in the earth from too much STRENGTH.]
[Whoever is holding the SFC makes a very soft honking noise.]
[Darkleer starts to speak as he struggles to keep Equius down.]
Come on- you can do better- [A grunt.] -don't give up so easily-
[There's a buck, and Darkleer gives a breathless chuckle but doesn't let go. Another soft honk from the camera holder.]
That's it- [A pause as he finally notices the SFC.] Gamzee are you filming this?
[ooc: Replies might come from Darkleer, Equius, Gamzee, and every mix of the three!]
[If you are into two intensely muscular alien men wrestling. Then it is important.]
[To anyone who can recognize the two trolls, it's obviously Equius and Darkleer with the latter keeping the other pinned down to the ground. To anyone unfamiliar with them, it looks like a pair of near identical twins with only Equius' broken horn and slightly less muscular frame being the only differences.]
[Both of them have obviously been at this for a while, if the sweat slicked over their bare torsos is any indication. They're both breathing heavily, breaking apart briefly and just staring at one another. Then Darkleer ducks in, there's a scuffle, and Equius is slammed to the ground with the two of them locked together- muscles flexing, long hair tossed everywhere, skin rubbing against skin. There are gouges in the earth from too much STRENGTH.]
[Whoever is holding the SFC makes a very soft honking noise.]
[Darkleer starts to speak as he struggles to keep Equius down.]
Come on- you can do better- [A grunt.] -don't give up so easily-
[There's a buck, and Darkleer gives a breathless chuckle but doesn't let go. Another soft honk from the camera holder.]
That's it- [A pause as he finally notices the SFC.] Gamzee are you filming this?
[ooc: Replies might come from Darkleer, Equius, Gamzee, and every mix of the three!]
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theirs so happens to invvolvve putrid smellin swweat-slicked freaks wwith too many muscles
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D --> These are repeated occurrences
D --> Or
D --> Hmmm
D --> Perhaps you protest too much
D --> Do you have something you wish to tell my son, Ampora?
D --> I am afraid he is taken in both quadrants
D --> But flattery never hurts
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ivve got myself the finest trolls one could ask for wwhen it comes to concupiscent quadrants and im not about to admit to falsities about your descendant
he isnt your son you moron youre not a fuckin human nor do wwe evven havve familial like bonds to begin wwith
i swwear your muscles or the fumes from your swweat drenched bodies must havve gotten to your sponge thinkin wwere anythin like those wweak skinned hornless wwatered dowwn vversions a us
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D --> I can understand why you would be shy
D --> He really is a fantastic specimen of a troll
[BLATANTLY IGNORING EVERYTHING YOU WROTE, ERIDAN]
[NO APOLOGIES]
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youre a sad excuse for a troll
but honestly can wwe get past this already no matter howw much i tell the truth of my repulsion youre going to like a damn grub wwith no sense a maturity argue i fancy your descendant so i see no point a this
so if wwe could movve past this utter retardation id appreciate it
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D --> In fact
D --> Here is a rather novel idea
D --> You could have ignored this post entirely
D --> What an astonishing suggestion, I know
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but you ALSO coulda ignored my reply and yet here wwe are
so wwhen are you gonna act like the adult youre supposed to be darkleer or are you alwways so easily baited
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D --> Baited would imply me getting upset
D --> I am finding quite a bit of amusement in how easily you get worked up over miniscule things
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i nevver said baited into gettin upset in fact baited doesnt evven havve anythin to DO wwith bein upset
so there goes that argument
but youvve still YET to showw evven a scrap a evvidence that youre a adult other than that hulkish body youvve got
a mature troll that knowws as much as you like to pretend you do wwouldvve just ignored me and yet AGAIN here wwe are
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D --> I showed you quite a few times that I was mature Eridan
D --> I even tried to assist when Vantas died
D --> Then I realized something
D --> You were not worth the effort of either kindness or maturity
D --> Not when you would give me neither in return
[And with that, he hangs up.]
[not here but...]
[Eridan 1|Darkleer 0]
[not here but...]
[not here but...]
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D --> NO
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[Because he is just going to kind of teasingly give a deep low rumble of a laugh over on the other side of the yard]
[You wanted a dad, Equius, now you have one, embarrassing moments and all.]
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