PREVENTING ONTOLOGICAL PARADOXES WAS HALF THE POINT OF A MONTH-LONG GAME MY FRIENDS AND I PLAYED ALMOST TWO EARTH YEARS AGO. ALSO, DESPITE THE INSINUATIONS OF CERTAIN SHORT-SIGHTED DICKS, SWEARING A LOT DOES NOT MEAN MY OVERALL VOCABULARY SUCKS. AND NO, I DON'T. THIS PLACE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR LONGER THAN I'VE BEEN HERE THERE ARE MUGS THAT APPEARED IN OUR HIVES THE DAY IT HAD ITS TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY AND BETWEEN ALL THE WEIRDER SHIT I'VE BEEN THROUGH IN MY LIFE, INCLUDING EVENTS HERE THAT CAN ONLY SUFFICIENTLY BE CATEGORIZED AS "SHENANIGANS", QUESTIONING WHERE THE TOWELS COME FROM AND I DO MEAN METAPHORICALLY THERE IS NOT SOMETHING I'M PARTICULARLY BOTHERED ABOUT. IF THERE WAS A PARADOX, THIS TIMELINE WOULD HAVE DERAILED BY NOW.
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ALSO, DESPITE THE INSINUATIONS OF CERTAIN SHORT-SIGHTED DICKS, SWEARING A LOT DOES NOT MEAN MY OVERALL VOCABULARY SUCKS.
AND NO, I DON'T.
THIS PLACE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR LONGER THAN I'VE BEEN HERE
THERE ARE MUGS THAT APPEARED IN OUR HIVES THE DAY IT HAD ITS TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY
AND BETWEEN ALL THE WEIRDER SHIT I'VE BEEN THROUGH IN MY LIFE, INCLUDING EVENTS HERE THAT CAN ONLY SUFFICIENTLY BE CATEGORIZED AS "SHENANIGANS", QUESTIONING WHERE THE TOWELS COME FROM
AND I DO MEAN METAPHORICALLY THERE
IS NOT SOMETHING I'M PARTICULARLY BOTHERED ABOUT.
IF THERE WAS A PARADOX, THIS TIMELINE WOULD HAVE DERAILED BY NOW.