Text - Way too early in the morning.

[trust_the_fuckhead]

I need a Hacker to make me some custom software. I can provide compensation far more interesting than some simple starfish tokens.

I also could use the services of an engineer capable of working and manufacturing with nanometer precision. I can only really offer a challenge and the promise of scientific discovery.

I'm pretty sure there are individuals in this bubble capable of either of these. If you're interested, let me know and I can give your some more details.

[The following gets edited in after an hour or so.]

Edit::
Shit. I should have mentioned. If there are any sort of physicists out there, You'll probably be interested in some of what I have planned. Anyone with experience in Astronomy, Robotics, Mathematics or Optics could be helpful.

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[bethehugejerk]

I AM GOING TO SAY STRAIGHT UP THAT THE AMOUNT OF CARE I PUT TOWARD YOUR CURRENT BLABBER IS LOCATED SQUARELY IN THE SPACE BETWEEN "JACK" AND "SHIT".
TELL ME IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT BUT OTHERWISE SPARE ME THE DETAILS.
WHAT I'M CONTACTING YOU FOR IS...
DO YOU STILL WANT ME TO READ OVER THAT ARTICLE YOU MENTIONED?
THE ONE ABOUT THE SIGNLESS?
I KIND OF FLEW OFF THE HANDLE BACK THEN BUT NOT WITHOUT REASON
BUT IF YOU STILL WANT HELP, CONSIDER MY METAPHORICAL RUMBLE SPHERES TO BE REASONABLY CHILLED.

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[trust_the_fuckhead]

Uh Yeah. I would.
I should have waited to bring it up.
I'm sorry, Karkat.
Anyway, I'll let you know when it's ready. I was going to finish it today but I've been having some serious motivation issues, possibly related to those three over at Zelda's place. Might be a coral thing.
I'm fighting to get any sort of work done right now.

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[bethehugejerk]

I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER HE GOES BACK
AND I STILL DON'T REALLY WANT TO, BECAUSE IF ANYTHING'S DEPRESSING IT'S THAT
BUT IF HE'S GOING TO GET SOME KIND OF ARTICLE IN HIS HONOR THEN I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULDN'T HELP.
THAT'S PROBABLY A CURSE, THOUGH.
IT HASN'T HIT ME YET BUT I DON'T TRUST MY LUCK TO LET ME AVOID IT THE WHOLE WEEK.