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caughtinanetwork2012-08-29 09:21 pm
scaresplants) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-08-29 09:21 pm
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21: That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit.
[So, what's a demon to do when he's bored? Taint a few people's souls? Do something so annoying that one has fun just hearing people's reactions over it? Play some music to get yourself into the groove of doing evil and generally spreading wiles?]
[WHY NOT DO ALL AT ONCE?]
[But Crowley being Crowley, he's going to be sneaky about it. So he turns on the camera, looking incredibly genial and obviously not up to anything bad at all whatsoever.]
So...it's come to my attention that most of you haven't got a clue about what truly great music is. I mean, sure, your worlds and all have nice composers, I'm sure, but in our world, there's a certain genre of music that is scientifically proven to lower stress, make you smarter, and calm you down.
And what is this miraculous genre of music, you may ask? Why, it's none other than the truly breathtaking genre of classical music. Here. Have a listen.
[He reaches over away from the camera, and suddenly, one can hear a lovely tune playing in the background.]
Like it, huh? Well, the guy who made this piece of music? He made so much more. And don't even get me started on all the other composers we have back home who were geniuses at what they did. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart...the list goes on and on.
[He steeples his fingers together, grin widening.]
Since I want everyone to get intimately acquainted with this world-changing magic, I am going to provide some of it for you to download onto your SFCs so you can have a listen whenever you want. For free! You don't even need to thank me or anything.
Trust me, I'm doing it all for you...
[His smile grows ever so wider, and then the camera turns off, and a link named BestPiecesofClassicalMusic.zip pops up for you to download.]
[If you do, well...prepared to have your SFC blast it on the highest volume with no way to turn it down. And it isn't stopping playing it until the whole album is over.]
[Now Vatheon can understand his pain with having to listen it for years and years on end. HIS JOB IS DONE HERE.]
[ooc: The link takes you to a Youtube video of Queen's Greatest Hits. What did you expect from Crowley, really. >>]
[WHY NOT DO ALL AT ONCE?]
[But Crowley being Crowley, he's going to be sneaky about it. So he turns on the camera, looking incredibly genial and obviously not up to anything bad at all whatsoever.]
So...it's come to my attention that most of you haven't got a clue about what truly great music is. I mean, sure, your worlds and all have nice composers, I'm sure, but in our world, there's a certain genre of music that is scientifically proven to lower stress, make you smarter, and calm you down.
And what is this miraculous genre of music, you may ask? Why, it's none other than the truly breathtaking genre of classical music. Here. Have a listen.
[He reaches over away from the camera, and suddenly, one can hear a lovely tune playing in the background.]
Like it, huh? Well, the guy who made this piece of music? He made so much more. And don't even get me started on all the other composers we have back home who were geniuses at what they did. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart...the list goes on and on.
[He steeples his fingers together, grin widening.]
Since I want everyone to get intimately acquainted with this world-changing magic, I am going to provide some of it for you to download onto your SFCs so you can have a listen whenever you want. For free! You don't even need to thank me or anything.
Trust me, I'm doing it all for you...
[His smile grows ever so wider, and then the camera turns off, and a link named BestPiecesofClassicalMusic.zip pops up for you to download.]
[If you do, well...prepared to have your SFC blast it on the highest volume with no way to turn it down. And it isn't stopping playing it until the whole album is over.]
[Now Vatheon can understand his pain with having to listen it for years and years on end. HIS JOB IS DONE HERE.]
[ooc: The link takes you to a Youtube video of Queen's Greatest Hits. What did you expect from Crowley, really. >>]
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'I was born a cat and then when I got old enough my tails split and I turned into a nekomata! That's how it happens. I'm 121 years old now!' May or may not counting his years as a normal cat
also I am totally ripping from Japanese folklore, excuse me.'You don't need to be so rude about it!'
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That is possibly the worst origin story I have ever heard. And believe me, I've read some bad ones. Demons don't just spring into being, you git, they come from Downstairs. [And sometimes Upstairs, like Crowley, but like he's ever going to say that.]
And I'll be as rude as I want, this is a free bubble.
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A hiss. 'I'm not lying! What reason do I have to lie to you?!' Mrrrr. Both ears are flat against his skull. 'Where I'm from demons comes from Gehanna if that's what you mean about 'Downstairs'. That's such a stupid name!']
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I think I'm lowering my IQ just talking to you.
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'Then don't talk to me! I was only trying to be nice and have a conversation, but now I see it isn't worth wasting my breath on you!'
Thankfully he's figured out his SFC enough to end the conversation. Sorry, Crowley!]