caughtinanetwork | 21: That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit.

[So, what's a demon to do when he's bored? Taint a few people's souls? Do something so annoying that one has fun just hearing people's reactions over it? Play some music to get yourself into the groove of doing evil and generally spreading wiles?]

[WHY NOT DO ALL AT ONCE?]

[But Crowley being Crowley, he's going to be sneaky about it. So he turns on the camera, looking incredibly genial and obviously not up to anything bad at all whatsoever.]

So...it's come to my attention that most of you haven't got a clue about what truly great music is. I mean, sure, your worlds and all have nice composers, I'm sure, but in our world, there's a certain genre of music that is scientifically proven to lower stress, make you smarter, and calm you down.

And what is this miraculous genre of music, you may ask? Why, it's none other than the truly breathtaking genre of classical music. Here. Have a listen.

[He reaches over away from the camera, and suddenly, one can hear a lovely tune playing in the background.]

Like it, huh? Well, the guy who made this piece of music? He made so much more. And don't even get me started on all the other composers we have back home who were geniuses at what they did. Bach, Beethoven, Mozart...the list goes on and on.

[He steeples his fingers together, grin widening.]

Since I want everyone to get intimately acquainted with this world-changing magic, I am going to provide some of it for you to download onto your SFCs so you can have a listen whenever you want. For free! You don't even need to thank me or anything.

Trust me, I'm doing it all for you...

[His smile grows ever so wider, and then the camera turns off, and a link named BestPiecesofClassicalMusic.zip pops up for you to download.]

[If you do, well...prepared to have your SFC blast it on the highest volume with no way to turn it down. And it isn't stopping playing it until the whole album is over.]

[Now Vatheon can understand his pain with having to listen it for years and years on end. HIS JOB IS DONE HERE.]

[ooc: The link takes you to a Youtube video of Queen's Greatest Hits. What did you expect from Crowley, really. >>]

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[Aziraphale recognizes that look on his face, and the realization really strikes that Crowley had got him good. His own face is that of the owner of said canary that had just been eaten, about ready to tie this old serpent into a knot and throw him out a fourth story window.]

I can't hear myself think over this noise! Turn it off, Crowley, or so help me--

[He's approaching Crowley as the demon backs away, an angry finger pointing in his face.]

This isn't funny, you snake!

[Okay. Okay, that is not a look that Crowley wants to see. Crowley practically deflates, frowning, and folds his arms.]

Can't you just miracle it away yourself? I mean, come on, you're an angel.

Why force me to thwart my own wile? It's your job.

I don't know how to work these things, I'm going to wreck it if I try to mess around with this... this contraption!

[Aziraphale winces at his own words. Wow, even he was aware that he likely sounded a little too outdated right then, and he's likely just providing Crowley with more material to use on him.]

Would you just turn the bloody thing off?!

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