(Sorry Karma!) In which Tidus is suddenly a tsundere

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Okay, what the HELL is going on here, and whose ass do I have to beat the crap out of to fix it?!

*Anyone who knows Tidus, at all, will probably figure out that this isn't Tidus' normal tone of voice instantly. Anyone who knows Rita Mordio well, on the other hand, might recognize that this is what happens when she gets angry.*

Comments

[silvite]

Why are you so angry?

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Maybe, I dunno, because this isn't my body?

[silvite]

Oh, it is not? What did you do with your original body?

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

I didn't do a damned thing! I wake up one morning AND I'M SUDDENLY MALE, BLONDE, AND... AND...

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

[silvite]

Oh, goodness. That is awful, is there a way to reverse it?

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Hell if I know!

[silvite]

Oh, I apologize if I have angered you. I was not trying to do so.

[video]

[foolswords]

Huh? What's going on? What do you mean?

_{[he's totally oblivious]}

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

You're not the one responsible for this.

Re: [video]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

WHO.

THE HELL.

STIL MY BODY?!?!?!

[silvite]

I know, I am not used to someone shouting without anger at the person.

[video]

[foolswords]

_{[there's a moment of silence. Liberta just stares at you.]}

... What?

_{[care to explain? because he is confused.]}

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... Sorry.

Re: [video]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

I'm Rita Mordio. And I'm in some blonde musclebound GUY'S body!

[foolswords]

Oh I see... Wait. For real?! You're... uh, you were a girl?

_{[what is going on here.]}

[aim_exorable]

[Wow that sure is a lot of naive people in this feed.]

It appears that you have quite a few individuals who were never taught about the curses of this place in your feed.

As for your current situation, you will simply have to wait it out.

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

I'm not sure what happened but if this is another curse, it will be over in a week. In the meantime, we'll just have to figure out if there is another way to end this quicker.

[video]

[force_a_change]

[Oh hey, look it's Ioder and well... he's laughing at this.]

Yelling won't fix this.

[That is said between "hee"s of course.]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Yeah. Why do you think I'm so pissed?

Re: [Voice]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

DAMN IT, IODER, THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

Re: [Voice]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Don't touch anything in my room. I'm coming right over there and we're figuring out a solution!

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

I'll put up with some of the curses, but THIS?!

I'm figuring out a way to get myself back, and NOW, if it's the last thing I do!

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

Huh? Oh, this is your body?

Um...I-I guess I'll see you soon?

[firesealed]

[And this is probably more politeness out of 'Sol' than most people see in a lifetime. Still, while Ky's not really comfortable with this, he'll deal.]

It's probably the sort of thing you'll have to wait out, I'm afraid.

[foolswords]

Okay, okay. I get it now...

_{[he thinks.]}

Man, what's going on here...

[aim_exorable]

There is not much you can do. You are effectively trapped, just as you are trapped in this city.

Re: [Voice]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

You bet. And if you mess with my body YOU WILL SO REGRET IT.

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

...You don't need to shout.

I promise I won't do anything to your body.

[video]

[force_a_change]

Actually it's very funny.

Re: [video]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Grrrrr...

*Somehow, Rita will get Ioder back for that! SOMEHOW!*

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Yeah right. I'm not letting some other person prance around IN MY BODY!

Re: [Voice]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

You'd better not.

[firesealed]

And what would you do instead? Beat someone unrelated up? I'm not sure that's a good idea, nor would it help.

Re: [video]

[force_a_change]

[just as planned, Asakura is pleased with this curse.]

Girls shouldn't growl, you know.

Re: [video]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

... Oh. You're not Ioder.

I'll wait a week, then.

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

...

*"Tidus" sighs.*

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

Either way, I'll be waiting.

By the way, I'm Shirley. What's yours?

[Video]

[blitz_acing]

[Hearing someone else's words in his body is kind of creepy.]

You shouldn't cuss so much!

[video]

[force_a_change]

You'd probably have better luck hitting me now than later, Miss.

Re: [Video]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

I could be punching things. That would actually make me feel a lot better.

Re: [video]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

We'll just find out then, huh?

Re: [Voice]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Rita Mordio.

[firesealed]

I'm sure it will be over soon.

[Ky does his best to project earnestness...from Sol's body. It doesn't exactly work well, but the point is that he tries.]

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

It's nice to meet you, Rita.

That wasn't so difficult was it?

[Video]

[blitz_acing]

...That actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.

Re: [Voice]

[blastiaobsessieanonymous]

Doesn't mean I'm putting up with this longer than I have to.

Seriously, why would anyone or anything even do something like this?

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

I'm afraid I can't answer that...

I guess the best answer would be that the person controlling this place was...bored? Although we can always just ask him himself?