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caughtinanetwork2012-09-16 01:55 pm
bethehugejerk) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-09-16 01:55 pm
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041 ♋ [TEXT/VIDEO]
I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS SHORT AND TO THE POINT.
AS EVERYONE WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER HAS SURELY NOTICED BY NOW, THERE'S A BODY SWAP CURSE GOING ON.
ERIDAN AND I SWAPPED, SO IF YOU SEE MY BODY RUNNING AROUND, THAT'S HIM
AND IT MEANS THAT I LOOK LIKE
...
LET ME JUST SHOW YOU.
[Click, video! Instead of the usual short guy with nubby horns, there's a taller troll with fins, glasses, and a hair streak. Those who know Eridan should recognize him, of course, along with the fact that his hair is much messier than normal. Lastly, he's ditched cape and scarf alike, because they're stupid accessories.]
[Oh, and there's a scar over his right eye.]
Fins, lightning horns, and e--[Ahem. His fins lower.]--all that. And I'm going to get some actual jeans to wear this week instead a being stuck in this striped monstrosity. Anyway, the important thing--
[Back to text!]
I NEED TO KNOW WHO HAS GAMZEE'S BODY.
IF YOU NEED A DESCRIPTION, HE'S ALSO A TROLL, MEANING GREY SKIN, HORNS, YELLOW EYES, ETC.
THINK TALL AND LANKY WITH MESSY HAIR AND LONG, SLIGHTLY TWISTING HORNS.
YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE CLOWN-STYLE FACE PAINT ON, TOO.
HE HAS AN ADDICTION TO MANAGE, AND IT WILL BE ON BOTH OUR HEADS IF I DON'T SET YOU STRAIGHT ON HOW IT WORKS
SO CONTACT ME ASAP, NO EXCUSES.
(OOC: I may use the accountcountseadipshit for comments for the sake of fitting icons! Probably only for video tags, but it's worth noting.)
AS EVERYONE WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER HAS SURELY NOTICED BY NOW, THERE'S A BODY SWAP CURSE GOING ON.
ERIDAN AND I SWAPPED, SO IF YOU SEE MY BODY RUNNING AROUND, THAT'S HIM
AND IT MEANS THAT I LOOK LIKE
...
LET ME JUST SHOW YOU.
[Click, video! Instead of the usual short guy with nubby horns, there's a taller troll with fins, glasses, and a hair streak. Those who know Eridan should recognize him, of course, along with the fact that his hair is much messier than normal. Lastly, he's ditched cape and scarf alike, because they're stupid accessories.]
[Oh, and there's a scar over his right eye.]
Fins, lightning horns, and e--[Ahem. His fins lower.]--all that. And I'm going to get some actual jeans to wear this week instead a being stuck in this striped monstrosity. Anyway, the important thing--
[Back to text!]
I NEED TO KNOW WHO HAS GAMZEE'S BODY.
IF YOU NEED A DESCRIPTION, HE'S ALSO A TROLL, MEANING GREY SKIN, HORNS, YELLOW EYES, ETC.
THINK TALL AND LANKY WITH MESSY HAIR AND LONG, SLIGHTLY TWISTING HORNS.
YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE CLOWN-STYLE FACE PAINT ON, TOO.
HE HAS AN ADDICTION TO MANAGE, AND IT WILL BE ON BOTH OUR HEADS IF I DON'T SET YOU STRAIGHT ON HOW IT WORKS
SO CONTACT ME ASAP, NO EXCUSES.
(OOC: I may use the account
countseadipshit for comments for the sake of fitting icons! Probably only for video tags, but it's worth noting.)
[text]
THIS IS A WARNING TO LAY OFF, NOT A CALLIGRAPHIC INVITATION TO SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN PUSH ME.
IF I NEED SOMEONE TO DO THAT, I HAVE ONE!
GUESS WHAT
IT'S NOT YOU.
[text]
And I'm not interested in turning this into that sort of competition.
Allow me to rephrase. I am not actually all that hung up on making you like me.
[text] (1/2)
TELL ME, STRIDER, IS IT TRUE
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT WHETHER I GIVE ANY FOR YOU?
IT CAN'T BE TRUE
I AM IN SHOCK
AND SURELY, ANY SECOND NOW, I WILL PASS OUT FROM THIS STUNNING REVELATION.
[text] (2/2)
[text]
Later, Vantas.
[text]
[Click.]