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~three~ It sucks to be the emperor [video and maybe some action?]

[Oh god this bites. Ioder's body has no endurance for running, let alone running about looking for an alien teenager who doesn't get tired like a normal person should. So as of this moment, even though it's dark and night and such, Asakura in Ioder's body can be found at the plaza hunched over and wheezing.

And also muttering horrible things about crummy weak bodies and this sucks, before she fumbles for the SFC and turns it on.

So have a not to hot looking Ioder here folks.]

Mister Heurassein I think it would be very prudent if you contacted me now before I do something horrid to your body for being so useless.

[wheeze.]

Also if anyone has seen Asakura Ryoko around today? That would be Mister Heurassein, so if he has done anything stupid while in my body it is his fault for being so stupid as to not stay still.

[She's not one for being angry, in fact this is probably the most negative emotioning she's done in her short little life.]

Ugh, I feel like I am going to be ill.

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[Well, Asakura's body looks just fine. A little disheveled and still wearing the clothes she was wearing the day before, but otherwise fine.]

There's no need to yell, Miss Asakura. I'm right here. Are you quite done masquerading as me?

[blurgh, as long as Ioder hasn't gone and done something dumb. Like went "lol I stabbed someone, lock me up Mister Defense Force guy!"? She doesn't care what state her body is in.]

I have... hah, no idea what you're talking about. If others have a hard time figuring out something as simple as, ugh, this then you keep some very ignorant friends.

[hrk, Ioder your body doesn't sound to well off at the moment. As Asakura brings up a hand to her mouth now.]

[Even he wouldn't be so cruel ~~and stupid~~ as to do that.]

Did you ever think that maybe you were simply convincing?

[Plus, honestly, it's Rita. It's not like the two of them know each other that well. She's usually off doing research and being anti social.

Now if Yuri had been around...]

More to the point, what in the world have you been doing?

I wasn't making much of an effort, and I didn't try to engage your housemates in any conversation.

[Yeah, Rita struck her as kinda... moronic, which is why she laughed at the post.

And she's not stupid enough to mess with the folks Ioder lives with.]

Looking for you, actually. And dear lord, how do you handle having a body that can't even sprint for more than two minutes?

[Rita isn't a moron, she's a genius with no social skills.]

I've done just fine until I had the misfortune of crossing your path.

And if you must know, I'm in the park.

[yeah, an idiot.

anyway there is no reply nor is there an Ioder face at the screen for the moment but there is the glorious sound of someone vomiting their guts out after over-exerting themselves.

And, you know, some cussing after that too.]

[Well those are words he's never heard come out of his own mouth. The noises get a noticeable grimace, but he's polite enough to not say anything.

He'll just wait for her to get done.]

Urgh, how do you even deal with this.

[grump grump grump.]

... I will come find you then, when I don't feel like being ill all over due to your body being useless.

[This is a development that Ky thinks he has plenty of reason to be concerned over -- even if Sol's face moves stiffly when Ky tries to make a concerned face.]

Are you alright?

It's all I've ever known, and I'm certain your response would be the same if I questioned you about your... strange state of being.

Do take it easy, as difficult as that might be for you.

No, I am not.

[because seriously, why did she get swapped with someone who can't do anything at all.]

My state of being is exactly why I was trying to find you.

Ha... take it easy, taking it easy is boring, Ioder.

You should try, for both our sakes.

I will wait here.

[And he will do so calmly despite the fact that he very much wants to freak out.]

Well it's not like your body gives me much choice here.

[harumph.]

Just don't do anything... crazy while you wait.

[And she'll click off the SFC and head off at a brisk walk to the park to find Ioder.]

Complain more, Miss Asakura. It makes me look so attractive.

[He is just irritated enough at this pointless, annoying, uncomfortable curse that he's going to let it show and give no fucks for once.

He hangs up on his end, waiting for her to arrive.]

[Blah blah blah, at least Ioder got a body that can do things. Like jump 5 meters, and run.

And he should be glad that Asakura is cut off from the Entity in this world, because he would have had to deal with that too.

ANYWAY, after a while, longer than Asakura wanted it to take, he'll see himself coming in his general direction at a reasonable pace.]

There you are.

[Annoyed and tired sounding and a hint of "I am not used to this" tone under all that too.]

As promised.

[It's a bit disconcerting to see himself walking... well... towards him, but he pushes back any reactions beyond a blink, and instead stands and gives a bit of a mocking bow.]

My, you do look as though you've been put through the ringer.

Ha ha.

[Hey Ioder, did you even know that your voice could go so flat and emotionless.]

Other than running around like a headless chicken what else have you done today?

[Why yes, he did! Not a method he employs often, but you work with politicians long enough it happens.]

After a while I simply went and sat in the plaza and observed everyone else under the curse. It was an interesting sight, to say the least. Humbling. Certainly calmed me down.

Have you truly been chasing after me all day? It's nearly dark.

Since Mister Okumura informed me that you weren't in my room, yes.

[And she would say that it took so long because, well. Ioder you have no stamina. But she'll stay quiet about it.]

And it's good you're calm, I'm not quite sure how my body would react to certain emotions. If it would react at all.

... Also you should be glad that I cannot communicate with the Entity in this world, because then you would be dealing with it.

What--...

[Oh, right, she talked about that on the network a while back, didn't she? He had only half paid attention because he was still dealing with recovering and hiding from the entire city.]

Ah. Yes. Well, small blessings then...

A large blessing actually, because it would likely terminate you for being an unknown Interface.

[She says this so matter of factly, as if being killed by what she is is just an everyday thing.]

... I... see...

[WELL not dying. That's... good. Very good. Especially because even with the five day rule, who knows what it would have done being in some one else's body.]

[Asakura is just going to smile now.]

Well other than that, do you need me to tell you anything about my body? We could find a place that is open and have tea or something while we talk.

[See when she hasn't decided she wants to stab you? She's very nice.]

[He's still going to find it strange, but at this point, given their situation, there's no use in arguing about it.]

Whatever you deem relevant, I suppose.

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