~three~ It sucks to be the emperor [video and maybe some action?]

[force_a_change]

[Oh god this bites. Ioder's body has no endurance for running, let alone running about looking for an alien teenager who doesn't get tired like a normal person should. So as of this moment, even though it's dark and night and such, Asakura in Ioder's body can be found at the plaza hunched over and wheezing.

And also muttering horrible things about crummy weak bodies and this sucks, before she fumbles for the SFC and turns it on.

So have a not to hot looking Ioder here folks.]

Mister Heurassein I think it would be very prudent if you contacted me now before I do something horrid to your body for being so useless.

[wheeze.]

Also if anyone has seen Asakura Ryoko around today? That would be Mister Heurassein, so if he has done anything stupid while in my body it is his fault for being so stupid as to not stay still.

[She's not one for being angry, in fact this is probably the most negative emotioning she's done in her short little life.]

Ugh, I feel like I am going to be ill.

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[alientits]

[Well, Asakura's body looks just fine. A little disheveled and still wearing the clothes she was wearing the day before, but otherwise fine.]

There's no need to yell, Miss Asakura. I'm right here. Are you quite done masquerading as me?

;video

[force_a_change]

[blurgh, as long as Ioder hasn't gone and done something dumb. Like went "lol I stabbed someone, lock me up Mister Defense Force guy!"? She doesn't care what state her body is in.]

I have... hah, no idea what you're talking about. If others have a hard time figuring out something as simple as, ugh, this then you keep some very ignorant friends.

[hrk, Ioder your body doesn't sound to well off at the moment. As Asakura brings up a hand to her mouth now.]

;video

[alientits]

[Even he wouldn't be so cruel and stupid as to do that.]

Did you ever think that maybe you were simply convincing?

[Plus, honestly, it's Rita. It's not like the two of them know each other that well. She's usually off doing research and being anti social.

Now if Yuri had been around...]

More to the point, what in the world have you been doing?

;video

[force_a_change]

I wasn't making much of an effort, and I didn't try to engage your housemates in any conversation.

[Yeah, Rita struck her as kinda... moronic, which is why she laughed at the post.

And she's not stupid enough to mess with the folks Ioder lives with.]

Looking for you, actually. And dear lord, how do you handle having a body that can't even sprint for more than two minutes?

;video

[alientits]

[Rita isn't a moron, she's a genius with no social skills.]

I've done just fine until I had the misfortune of crossing your path.

And if you must know, I'm in the park.

;video

[force_a_change]

[yeah, an idiot.

anyway there is no reply nor is there an Ioder face at the screen for the moment but there is the glorious sound of someone vomiting their guts out after over-exerting themselves.

And, you know, some cussing after that too.]

;video

[alientits]

[Well those are words he's never heard come out of his own mouth. The noises get a noticeable grimace, but he's polite enough to not say anything.

He'll just wait for her to get done.]

;video

[force_a_change]

Urgh, how do you even deal with this.

[grump grump grump.]

... I will come find you then, when I don't feel like being ill all over due to your body being useless.

;video

[alientits]

It's all I've ever known, and I'm certain your response would be the same if I questioned you about your... strange state of being.

Do take it easy, as difficult as that might be for you.

;video

[force_a_change]

My state of being is exactly why I was trying to find you.

Ha... take it easy, taking it easy is boring, Ioder.

;video

[alientits]

You should try, for both our sakes.

I will wait here.

[And he will do so calmly despite the fact that he very much wants to freak out.]

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[force_a_change]

Well it's not like your body gives me much choice here.

[harumph.]

Just don't do anything... crazy while you wait.

[And she'll click off the SFC and head off at a brisk walk to the park to find Ioder.]

video; -> action

[alientits]

Complain more, Miss Asakura. It makes me look so attractive.

[He is just irritated enough at this pointless, annoying, uncomfortable curse that he's going to let it show and give no fucks for once.

He hangs up on his end, waiting for her to arrive.]

[Video]

[firesealed]

[This is a development that Ky thinks he has plenty of reason to be concerned over -- even if Sol's face moves stiffly when Ky tries to make a concerned face.]

Are you alright?

[Video]

[force_a_change]

No, I am not.

[because seriously, why did she get swapped with someone who can't do anything at all.]

[Video]

[firesealed]

Do you require medical assistance of some kind?

[Video]

[force_a_change]

No, unless said assistance can make this body not be sick from simply running, sir.

[Video]

[firesealed]

A week is too little time to start seeing the effects of a proper exercise regime.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

Unless it's an extreme one. But I would not be so crazy to attempt that in this body.

[A brief pause then...]

Would it be wrong of me to take a guess that you're someone else who has ended up in the wrong body today, sir?

[Video]

[firesealed]

It might be something I should suggest to him when we're all back to normal.

This is Ky, so yes, you are correct.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

That might be a good idea.

Ah, hello Mister Kiske. At least you are lucky enough to have ended up in a body that matches your original gender.

[Video]

[firesealed]

[Even if this body isn't, strictly speaking, human, and there are discomforts of its own resulting from that, Ky knows what she means.]

Yes. This can't be easy for you.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

It's a minor inconvenience.

[A brief pause.]

Well, I mean it's not something that will bother me too much. Although once this is over I will have to re-adjust to being in my proper body.

[Video]

[firesealed]

It's awkward enough being in a body of the same gender.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

Oh? What do you mean by that, Mister Kiske?