~three~ It sucks to be the emperor [video and maybe some action?]

[force_a_change]

[Oh god this bites. Ioder's body has no endurance for running, let alone running about looking for an alien teenager who doesn't get tired like a normal person should. So as of this moment, even though it's dark and night and such, Asakura in Ioder's body can be found at the plaza hunched over and wheezing.

And also muttering horrible things about crummy weak bodies and this sucks, before she fumbles for the SFC and turns it on.

So have a not to hot looking Ioder here folks.]

Mister Heurassein I think it would be very prudent if you contacted me now before I do something horrid to your body for being so useless.

[wheeze.]

Also if anyone has seen Asakura Ryoko around today? That would be Mister Heurassein, so if he has done anything stupid while in my body it is his fault for being so stupid as to not stay still.

[She's not one for being angry, in fact this is probably the most negative emotioning she's done in her short little life.]

Ugh, I feel like I am going to be ill.

Comments

[Video]

[firesealed]

Do you require medical assistance of some kind?

[Video]

[force_a_change]

No, unless said assistance can make this body not be sick from simply running, sir.

[Video]

[firesealed]

A week is too little time to start seeing the effects of a proper exercise regime.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

Unless it's an extreme one. But I would not be so crazy to attempt that in this body.

[A brief pause then...]

Would it be wrong of me to take a guess that you're someone else who has ended up in the wrong body today, sir?

[Video]

[firesealed]

It might be something I should suggest to him when we're all back to normal.

This is Ky, so yes, you are correct.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

That might be a good idea.

Ah, hello Mister Kiske. At least you are lucky enough to have ended up in a body that matches your original gender.

[Video]

[firesealed]

[Even if this body isn't, strictly speaking, human, and there are discomforts of its own resulting from that, Ky knows what she means.]

Yes. This can't be easy for you.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

It's a minor inconvenience.

[A brief pause.]

Well, I mean it's not something that will bother me too much. Although once this is over I will have to re-adjust to being in my proper body.

[Video]

[firesealed]

It's awkward enough being in a body of the same gender.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

Oh? What do you mean by that, Mister Kiske?

[Video]

[firesealed]

I just mean that I'm not used to different metabolism and strength, before getting into...other parts.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

... Ah, so that body isn't exactly human then.

[Video]

[firesealed]

That's not my story to tell.

[Video]

[force_a_change]

Of course, I understand. I won't pry then.

[Video]

[firesealed]

Thank you.

[It's complicated how Ky feels about it, as well.]