train ➩ one [DIBS ON FIRST NETWORK POST]

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[ooc: Dated to the 31st.]

Vatheon!

[Awww yeah being an obnoxious loudmouth.]

You know what today is? Well, 'sides from New Year's Eve. More importantly—well, I guess that depends on who you ask—it's Saya's birthday! You might've seen her around. Loud, kind of a jerk, sometimes wears a pink yukata 'cause she's weird like that, owes me a meal...

[... Hold on. Proverbial lightbulb going off over his head. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiilence.]

... Hey, wait! Saya, you still owe me that meal! From that bet you lost, remember? And that dinner you promised—I've still got the message, you know. Geez, way to keep your word...

[A sigh, before he blinks.]

—Anyway, where was I? Oh, right, Saya's birthday. Well, I was gonna say to wish her a happy birthday, but never mind. She doesn't deserve it anymore.

So yeah, you owe me two meals, Saya! Don't forget!

[Pulling down on his lower eyelid and sticking out his tongue with a "Blehhhhhhhh!"]

... And if anyone sees her, tell her just in case she doesn't see this. Told you she was a jerk—

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... It was gonna be a happy birthday at first but then I remembered that you had a debt, so things happened.

[straying]

Well, what's more important here?!

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Your debt, obviously!

[straying]

Bzzzt! Wrong. Two lives left. If you lose all three, I'm hanging up!

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... Fine, fine! Your birthday.

[:T]

[straying]

Good boy! I'll actually think about repaying you now.

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... Well, unless you got plans with Red Cloak or something, we might as well go out for dinner and kill two birds with one stone.

[straying]

[A laugh.]

I think Matthew took up enough of my morning.

Let's go, let's go! And then we're off to the festival that's being planned, right?

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Well, duh. Do you really think I'd just sit back while there's a festival going on?

[straying]

I dunno Train, you're getting pretty ancient...

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Sven's still older!

[straying]

That's the comparison you're using...?

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Yes. Yes, it is. It's a good comparison.

[straying]

It is actually not a good comparison.

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And why not, Miss-Smarty-Pants?