[If he plays catch, he will try to catch it with his mouth. a.k.a. his face.]

I can appreciate the dog girl bit. I'd have to be completely unversed in the ways of irony not to. Doesn't mean I'll let you anywhere near this body's ears. Or anything like that. Call me a wet blanket, but I am not exactly fucking thrilled about the thought of being overcome with the instinctive reactions of a canine.