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I'm not going to bother with any guessing games- this is Dirk. Jade's running around in my body.

[He adjusts Jade's glasses. Needing these things to see is a weird experience. By the end of the week, he'll probably have a habit of adjusting his shades.] This is a pretty informative curse. And I don't just mean the sudden unintentional gender switch. The ears are pretty damn interesting too.

Anyway, I woof-

What the woof? Dammit-

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[ pfffffffffffaleurhfg.

not laughing.

not.

nope.

it. ]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[... There was no way he wasn't going to get this reaction, especially from Roxy. He should have expected this. He just needs to deal with it and move on, because objectively it was probably pretty funny and he shouldn't blame her for laughing.

Except now he's actually kind of growling too. Oops.]

[ omg he's growling ]

Shhh. It'll be okay, boy. Chillax and you might get a special treat. You want a special treat?

Roxy, I know this will disappoint you immensely, but I am not a dog, and I am not your pet.

[He's almost certain that Dirk doesn't normally make those noises.]

Woof? Are you okay?

[He doesn't intentionally, unless he's being ironic. Which is not the case now.]

This body is part dog. It might be normal.

Uh huh.

[Interesting.]

I'd like to know more about how these changes are working. Would you mind indulging me?

[Oh hey look a topic change! He's totally on that.]

Sure. Any info in particular you're looking for here?

Hm. For a start, you could try to describe how natural this body feels. Things like muscle memory, and basic movements. Do you get along easily, or is it more like a suit that doesn't fit?

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... yeah, she does that.

I noticed. Guess I should have expected it.

Yeah.

... it's kinda cute, though.

That's great for her. She's free to bark all she wants once she's back in her own body.

Sounds like you're not gonna be able to control it, though.

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[It was comforting to know he wasn't the only dude stuck in a girl's body.]

...do you like having your ears scratched?

... Let's go with no.

[Totally not buying it.]

Uh huh. I bet you would. What about cats? Or balls? Want to chase a ball? [Snagging out a pokeball to toss it from hand to hand. C'mon puppy. Do you want it?]

[Oh fuck. There is basically no way that this will end well. Hayner can probably see Dirk/Jade's eyes tracking the pokeball from hand to hand.]

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[Hayner has always wanted a puppy! And they don't have to share with anyone that this actually happened. Winning all around! Right?]

Wanna play catch? [He might be killed by pokemon or trainer if he used their balls though.]