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[shippingmath]

I'm not going to bother with any guessing games- this is Dirk. Jade's running around in my body.

[He adjusts Jade's glasses. Needing these things to see is a weird experience. By the end of the week, he'll probably have a habit of adjusting his shades.] This is a pretty informative curse. And I don't just mean the sudden unintentional gender switch. The ears are pretty damn interesting too.

Anyway, I woof-

What the woof? Dammit-

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[oceanbreasts]

[ pfffffffffffaleurhfg.

not laughing.

not.

nope.

it. ]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[shippingmath]

[... There was no way he wasn't going to get this reaction, especially from Roxy. He should have expected this. He just needs to deal with it and move on, because objectively it was probably pretty funny and he shouldn't blame her for laughing.

Except now he's actually kind of growling too. Oops.]

[oceanbreasts]

[ omg he's growling ]

Shhh. It'll be okay, boy. Chillax and you might get a special treat. You want a special treat?

[shippingmath]

Roxy, I know this will disappoint you immensely, but I am not a dog, and I am not your pet.