As a matter of fact, I do.

[Exasperated!]

It's called a robot and I am quite capable of constructing one for you within the day. Whether or not you had a hand in ensuring the Helmsman's disobedience, a robotic construct would be considerably more suited for such mundane tasks. Honestly, what would the Condesce think...

[Yes, he went there. Sighing, he gets to the final point.]

Has anyone told you of the experiments- also referred to as 'curses'- that are done here?