Orphaner Dualscar (♒) The Scourge of the High Seas (
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Attention citizens.
You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.
In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.
I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.
One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.
[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]
You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.
In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.
I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.
One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.
[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]
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youre in vatheon
but before i get to anything else you sorta cant leave
none of us can
oho, a blue.
he totally goofed his own text awhile back and it just stuck ;3;
That's adorable
he tries~
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You have been brought here by a beiing of great power and unknown iintentiion2.
Many of tho2e pre2ent iin thii2 locatiion are here by no wiil of theiir own.
Plea2e, hiighblood, there ii2 no need for any two come two harm.
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But it's good to see that I'm not the only one a my race here, an that there are some wwho knoww their place.
Tell me more.
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Private - Psiioniic;
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text-jack!
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[not here]
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Yeah I should." for like 20 minutes.]
be careful
alright?
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ChIlL.
It's gOnNa bE CoOl.
:o)
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He's like. So nervous rn
oh no the frightening wiggler.
It's that smiley he used, honk HONK
:o)))))))))))))
DDDDDDX
asww, come on. it has been aaaages since he freaked at a seadweller.
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yES, s1R,
wHAT CAN 1 ASS1ST YOU W1TH, s1R,
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Or are you too illiterate to understand wwhat I said?
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1/? I am sorry
2/I'll let you know what I'm done
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[C-could it--COULD IT BE?]
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[text] Okay done!
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/pinches his cheekfins and uguuuus
u///u <3
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2) YOU START SHIT AND IT WON'T BE FUCKING TOLERATED, EVEN IF YOU ARE ORPHANER DUALSCAR.
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Identify yourself.
Howw dare you type in such an unsightly colour, not to mention make threats against me?
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Gonna COMBO BREAK here and action this up!
Have you been able to get in contact with anyone, sir? There are many trolls here in Vatheon, so I suspect that you have... but I thought I would offer my assistance just in case.
Woo!
I havve contacted a feww a my kind, but any assistance to my person is wwelcome. Are you a resident or a vvictim?
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Gee, dat sounds like a great way to get help, doc.
[And nope! HE has no clue where he is.]
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[Demanding. Asking. What's the difference?]
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Wellllllll Mr. Dualscar you are veeeeeeeery welcome here.
Let me say it is an honor to have one such as you here.
Considering the other dum8 losers present.
I also h8 to inform you that this place, is unesc8able.
We are all stuck here.
Oh shit
Wwhen did you get here?
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>:::;3
my kingdom for an edit button
It's all good. [Locked] So sorry summoner.
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THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ORDER ANYONE AROUND TO GET INFORMATION OR TO GET THINGS DONE AROUND HERE.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK, AND WE'LL BE HAPPY TO ASSIST YOU.
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Don't try to tell me that's the colour a your blood.
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text; places this down gently
dont do that shit again. :I]
i wouldnt think of it as kidnapped per saaaay
i think theres a better way to put it
and youre not leaving sorry to say! :o
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How can I consider it anythin other than a kidnapping?
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D --> Flotsam, stop being ridic001ous
D --> The entire network doesn't want to see your FLARPing
[Thiiiiiis guy!]
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3/5, I lied
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jetsam-response
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i AM PRETTY SURE THAT, tHE OCEAN HERE,
iS NOT THE OCEAN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR,
sORRY,
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An there's got to be a spaceport. Somewwhere.
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welcome to vatheon
its like the little mermaid gone completely wrong
and involves shitty things like curses
and
exploding faeries
btw
exploding faeries suck and its pretty fucking gross
sup
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Text; I have that one youtube video stuck in my head
Text; fffffffff
Text; It's your fault.
Text; I'm not guilty
Text; yes you are super guilty
Text; I don't feel bad
Text; wow rude
Text; What did you expect?
Text; idk honestly
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:33 < i suppaws theyve told you there isnt really a way to leave by now?!
:33 < we can go up to the island but thats about it :((
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So the elevvator leads to an island?
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2/3 I am sorry sobs gently...
[1. He obviously cannot leave his eyes off of the Helmsman for a single moment. The other needs to be contacted as soon as possible. (And if he ever hears about that horn touching, he will dismiss the possessiveness and jealousy as the simple feelings most landwellers had towards seadwellers, and that of what an engineer feels for anyone fiddling with a project of theirs.
2.a. He is both frightened and, strangely, proud when he reads Gamzee standing his ground in regards to his ancestor.
2.b. He is going to have to teach that boy to lie better.
2.c. He is also aware that is probably an impossible goal. Sigh.
3. Summoner is as defiant as always, and Darkleer is not surprised this extends to all highbloods and not him. He will never admit the snark makes him smirk for one brief moment.
4. Eridan is a tool. News at 11.
5.a. Did he just feel a shred of respect for the Vantas boy?
5.b. N O P E
5.c. STUPID MUTANTBLOODS AND THEIR ADMIRABLE QUALITIES
6. Talking hopbeast. Not the strangest thing in this city. Moving on.
7. Vriska plays the same games- from what he can read- as her ancestor. No one was surprised, least of all Darkleer.
8. Signless if forever optimistic and Darkleer actually gets a slight headache from going over that conversation. Sigh.
9. ...Equius, notson, we are really going to have a discussion on looking both ways before embarrassing ourselves over the network.]
[It would be easy not to respond to this. Just like when the Grand Highblood arrived, he could stay in the shadows, communicate only with those he cared even remotely about. That would be the easy thing to do.]
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There will be no need to order efurryone around here, howefur.
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