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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

Comments

[rebull]

uH,
aREN'T T1TLES EARNED?
uSUALLY BY MEANS OF SOME NOTE WORTHY ACT,
oR BY BE1NG A COMPLETE DOUCHE,
mUCH L1KE YOURSELF.

[devwocean]

Or by findin one's proper place in society.
Wwhich you obvviously havven't accomplished.

[rebull]

wHO'S SOC1ETY?
uH,
tH1S ONE?
oR THE MESSED UP ONE BACK HOME?
oH BY THE WAY 1 AM WORK1NG ON F1X1NG THAT ONE.
}:)

[devwocean]

Wwhat fuckin nonsense.

[rebull]

nONSENSE 1S THE NAME YOU GAVE WHEN YOU POSTED,
oH POWERFUL H1GHBLOOD.
1T'S NOT A NAME OR T1TLE 1'VE EVER EVEN HEARD OF,
aND 1'M AN 1NFLUENT1AL PERSON,
1 KNOW TH1NGS.

[devwocean]

Wwhat.
I don't believve you.

[rebull]

oF COURSE YOU DON'T.
1T'S HARD FOR TO L1VE OUT OF THAT L1TTLE BO-

wHOA WA1T.


[Dualscar suddenly sounds familiar.]

yOU SA1D,
dUALSCAR,
r1GHT?

[devwocean]

A course I said Dualscar.
Wwhat, has your memory returned?

Text -> Video;

[rebull]

nO,
hAHA,
oH MY GOD,
1 NEED TO SEE YOU.
hERE,
lET ME START.

[This was 'the joke'? The disappointing sacrifice to the subjugglators Mindfang mentioned? Oh, oh this is, this is rich. He really needs to see this complete waste of space. Summoner grins wide, turning on the video to leer into the camera, eyes half lidded.]

Let me see the the sea scum Fang talked about from way back when, give a guy a look.

Video;

[devwocean]

[The. Hell. Dualscar rolls his eyes and flicks on the camera, looking at the Summoner. He's not impressed.

Though those are some nice looking horns. Woah.]

Fang? You knoww Spinneret Mindfang?

[His lip gives a slight curl of contempt]

Video;

[rebull]

[His wings are folded back for now, so just enjoy what you see so far, baby, soak it in. Summoner grins wider, leaning closer to the camera.]

Know? Well my fin fashioning fishy frond, she's been a part of my life ever since I can remember. Mentioned you once when I asked about any former flames. Guessing this is before your light was-- [Snickers.] heh, uh, so remarkably snuffed.

Re: Video;

[devwocean]

[His teeth bare in a snarl]

That didn't happen! An you expect me to believve you and her--! That's impossible!

Video;

[rebull]

['You and her'? The heck is this guy insinuating here? Summoner raises a brow, smile more of a cocky smirk now.]

Sorry, it did. Got yourself chucklefucked! Funny, normally they don't descale your folk, though with you being such a huge joke, the indick bastard must of felt threatened, someone's existence was funnier than his own.

[He shrugs, closing his eyes, as smug as ever.]

If Fang was here I'm sure she'd tell you herself. [Eyes crack open, staring intently at the camera.]

In that sweet, passionate voice of hers I know, and you, know so well.

Video;

[devwocean]

[For a second he looks angry enough to break the device he's holding. Then abruptly.

The signal is cut off]

[rebull]

[Whistles.]