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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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[ninthserenade]

_{[Oh shit it's another troll.]}

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[ninthserenade]

uhhh
youre in vatheon
but before i get to anything else you sorta cant leave
none of us can

[p2iioniicii2t]

You are located wiithiin Vatheon, a planet unconnected two our own and po22iibly iin a realiity removed from our2 a2 well.
You have been brought here by a beiing of great power and unknown iintentiion2.
Many of tho2e pre2ent iin thii2 locatiion are here by no wiil of theiir own.
Plea2e, hiighblood, there ii2 no need for any two come two harm.

[420]

HaHa, It aIn't fUcKiN LiKe tHaT, bRoThEr.
ChIlL.
It's gOnNa bE CoOl.
:o)

oho, a blue.

[devwocean]

Vvatheon is the name of the city?
Wwho are you?
Wwhat measures havve you taken to find a wway to escape?

[rebull]

[He still feels like crap, but... This pompous sounding troll seems like a perfect target to help him let off some steam!]

yES, s1R,
wHAT CAN 1 ASS1ST YOU W1TH, s1R,

[devwocean]

That is not for you to decide.
But it's good to see that I'm not the only one a my race here, an that there are some wwho knoww their place.
Tell me more.

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[devwocean]

[devwocean]

Is that so?

1/? I am sorry

[unconchonable]

[Doot doot doot, on the networ--]

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

1) YOU'RE IN VATHEON AND THERE'S NO WAY TO GO BACK ON YOUR OWN OR I'D GUIDE YOU THERE MYSELF.
2) YOU START SHIT AND IT WON'T BE FUCKING TOLERATED, EVEN IF YOU ARE ORPHANER DUALSCAR.

[devwocean]

You can start by givvin me the information I already requested.
Or are you too illiterate to understand wwhat I said?

2/I'll let you know what I'm done

[unconchonable]

[What.]

he totally goofed his own text awhile back and it just stuck ;3;

[ninthserenade]

yeah
my names demyx tho
and it used to be really hard to even think of a way out but now weve got the elevator that goes to the surface but i havent really been able to swim out that far to see where it goes
id take a surfboard out there but i still gotta find one.

[devwocean]

Excuse me?
Identify yourself.
Howw dare you type in such an unsightly colour, not to mention make threats against me?

[unconchonable]

[What?]

[C-could it--COULD IT BE?]

That's adorable

[devwocean]

Wwhat kind of a name is Demyx?

[420]

YeAh. YoU GoT SoMe rEaL FuCkIn lUcK, dAwG.
AlL GeTtIn tO Be iN A MiRaClE HoOd wHaT LiKe tHiS.
It's cAlLeD VaThEoN.
I'M LiKe bEiNg sUrE YoU'Ll gEt yOuR DiG On fOr iT.

[unconchonable]

[Ohmygodohmygodholyshitfuckwhathow!?]

[Okay, calm yourself Ampora, of COURSE your ancestor would show up eventually. What with all the others and... Holy shit. He's here, he is really here. Right there, purple font, the magnificent show of what a royal blood is like, so demanding, that elegant show of authority. Holy shit, it's exactly like when he was FLARPing!]

[rebull]

yES,
1'M 1LL1TERATE,
tHAT 1S WHY 1 AM TYP1NG TO YOU NOW.
1 APOLOG1ZE, s1R.
yOU WERE BROUGHT HERE BY MAG1C,
aND MUST FUF1LL WHATEVER DEST1NY TH1S MAG1C HAS SET OUT FOR YOU.
uNFORTUNATELY YOU HAVE TO WA1T FOR YOUR FATE TO COME TO YOU 1N YOUR SLUMBER AFTER YOU HAVE DESTROYED THE CORAL IN THE PLAZA W1TH YOUR OWN HANDS.
tHAT WAY YOUR SP1R1TUAL MUSE CAN F1ND YOU, bUT ONLY THOSE W1TH,
uM,
eNOUGH PHYS1CAL M1GHT AND POWER CAN DO TH1S,
1 AM SORRY,
bUT THE ONLY WAY OUT 1S BY ACCOMPL1SH1NG TH1S TASK.
aND UH,
aS SOON AS YOU CAN.

[bethehugejerk]

I'M THE LEADER OF THE MAJORITY OF THE TROLLS AROUND HERE, AND I WILL TYPE IN WHATEVER FUCKING COLOR I WANT.
AND I'M NOT MAKING THREATS
I'M SAYING KEEP TO YOURSELF, BECAUSE WE'VE DEALT WITH WORSE THAN YOU.

[unconchonable]

[Oh... Oh wait, he should say something, he should.. He wants answers and what is he doing? Sitting there gawking like some stupid grub who doesn't know how to type on a fucking keyboard. He is NOT some lobeless idiot, he is the descendant of Orphaner Dualscar and as such he should--fuck he should give him some answers and... Well help him out. Yeah, that's what he'll do.]

He's like. So nervous rn

[devwocean]

Do you?
Wwhat sort of miracles?

[p2iioniicii2t]

II apologiize, II meant not two offend.
The coral known a2 Lamufao ii2 treated wiith reverence due a deiity.
IIt ii2 pre2umably what ha2 2ummoned u2.
All effort2 two locate a mean2 two e2cape have faiiled.
Anomalou2 event2 referred two a2 cur2e2 and experiiment2 occur iirregularly.
The2e cau2e tho2e of u2 brought here to act iin 2trange way2.
Addiitiionally, there are a 2mall number of troll2 throughout the 2pectrum here.
Our kiind ii2 the miinoriity.
The domiinant 2peciie2 ii2 an aliien known a2 the human of Earth.
Theiir cultural more2 are 2iigniifiicantly diifferent from our own.
II 2hall al2o upload a fiile 2hortly detaiiliing locatiion2 of iintere2t for your hiighne22.

he tries~

[ninthserenade]

whaddya mean? do i hafta have my title in there or somethin?