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Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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That is not for you to decide.
But it's good to see that I'm not the only one a my race here, an that there are some wwho knoww their place.
Tell me more.

II apologiize, II meant not two offend.
The coral known a2 Lamufao ii2 treated wiith reverence due a deiity.
IIt ii2 pre2umably what ha2 2ummoned u2.
All effort2 two locate a mean2 two e2cape have faiiled.
Anomalou2 event2 referred two a2 cur2e2 and experiiment2 occur iirregularly.
The2e cau2e tho2e of u2 brought here to act iin 2trange way2.
Addiitiionally, there are a 2mall number of troll2 throughout the 2pectrum here.
Our kiind ii2 the miinoriity.
The domiinant 2peciie2 ii2 an aliien known a2 the human of Earth.
Theiir cultural more2 are 2iigniifiicantly diifferent from our own.
II 2hall al2o upload a fiile 2hortly detaiiliing locatiion2 of iintere2t for your hiighne22.

Excellent.
You havve been of assistance, but I require something more from you.
Come to the coral, I'll meet you there.
You wwill be rewwarded if you servve me wwell.

pS11ON11C,
dECL1NE 1F YOU CAN.
tH1S GUY'S AN ASS.

We mu2t not anger thii2 hiighblood.

pLEASE,
wHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
r1P YOU FROM ALL YOUR FR1NEDS HANDS?
yOU'RE UNTOUCHABLE.
dON'T LET H1M ORDER YOU.
lET SOMEONE ELSE GO TO H1M,
yOU SHOULDN'T BE THE PERSON TO DO 1T.

II cannot be the rea2on that the hiighblood ii2 giiven motiivatiion two harm other2.
And II mu2t.
You know II mu2t.
II cannot deny hiim.
II am 2orry.

yOU DON'T MUST NOTH1NG.
1T TAKES LESS EFFORT TO STAY WHERE YOU ARE.
1 DON'T NEED YOUR SORRY, sPARKY.

Do not fear for me, 2ummoner.
II

II wiill be alriight.
Allow me keep the hiighblood content.
That ii2 all II a2k.

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What kiind of re2pon2e ii2 that?

[ Seriously, he's having a total freak out over here and desperately trying to keep everything from flying apart at the seams, and he gets a line-face emoticon in response? Summoner, how do you manage to irk him even now??? ]

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[ Panicking, panicking, panicking. ]

Ab2olutely, 2iir.
IIt wiill be but

iit

2ome few miinute2 untiil II arriive.

[Damnit, where's Signless when you need him? Summoner can't hold sparky back from way the hell over here.]

Don't keep me wwaiting too long.

II would never, 2iir.
IIt ii2 2iimply a matter of travel two your locatiion.

[It was just Dualscar being Dualscar. He didn't really mean anything by the words, and he doesn't bother to respond to this.

By the time the Helmsman arrives, he's found himself a chair near the coral and is still typing away with a faint scowl, lifting his head every so often to look around.]

[ He actually manages to stall a little before he arrives, hesitating. He could have been there in less than two minutes, he's Alternia's premier psionic mage. He's completely capable, but... for some reason he actually managed to slow himself long enough to send some messages.

Strange, the protocols really were something he did not necessarily have to adhere to exactly.

When he arrives, he immediately descends from the sky and drops to the ground before the seadweller, down on his knees. So there you go, Dualscar, one underweight Helmsman bowing down. ]

Apologieth for my lateneth.

[Oh. Dualscar stiffens a bit as the skinny troll plummets from the sky and lands at his feet, but he's bowing low, so that's all right. He hadn't expected this.

He really hadn't expected the four horns. In fact, he gapes for a few moments before he gets hold of himself]

Wwhere is Her Imperial Condescension?

[Though he was prepared to make use of this yellowblood, his mood has completely changed. His voice is almost a growl. He knows where this troll should be, and it's not here.]

[ Okay, the highblood is angry and terrifying. And probably going to cull him for his failure, actually. He... he can live with that.

So to speak.

The Helmsman keeps his gaze trained on the ground in front of Dualscar's feet. He's trembling faintly, unsurprisingly, and his voice is very small. ]

Upon the Battleship Condescension, the latht I knew of Her locathion. It'th courthe wath directed towardth Alternia.

So you are the same Helmsman. But you abandoned her, in the midst of space? [The growl hasn't let up] Wwhat havve you been doin' since then? Shirkin' your duties? Helpin' revvolutionaries, again?

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