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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

Comments

private psii<->summoner;

[p2iioniicii2t]

What kiind of re2pon2e ii2 that?

[ Seriously, he's having a total freak out over here and desperately trying to keep everything from flying apart at the seams, and he gets a line-face emoticon in response? Summoner, how do you manage to irk him even now??? ]

private psii<->summoner;

[rebull]

>}:|

[Seriously, dude.]

private psii<->summoner;

[p2iioniicii2t]

[ After a long drag of time, there's a response: ]

II2 iit your iintent two 2iimply vex me?
II am unharmed 2o long a2 II 2erve hiim.
Chiildii2hne22 ii2 unwarranted.

private psii<->summoner;

[rebull]

nO,
1T'S MY 1NTENT TO STOP YOU FROM BE1NG DUMB,
wH1CH 1S A TH1NG YOU ARE DO1NG R1GHT NOW.
1T T1ES 1NTO THE WHOLE ME CAR1NG TH1NG.

private psii<->summoner;

[p2iioniicii2t]

Why do you beliieve that appea2iing the 2eadweller ii2 foolii2h?
2o long a2 he ii2 content, he wiill be le22 liikely two harm other2.
IIs that not iimportant, two?

private psii<->summoner;

[rebull]

aND LETT1NG THE gRAND h1GHBLOOD LASH OUT H1S ANGER ON PEOPLE PHYS1CALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD 1DEA,
aS LONG AS HE WASN'T K1LL1NG PEOPLE?
jUST BECAUSE 1T'S YOU DOESN'T MEAN HE'S ALLOWED TO BE AN ASS AT ANYONE.
hURT1NG YOU MEANS JUST AS MUCH AS HURT1NG ANYONE ELSE.
1T'S NEVER A GOOD 1DEA TO FEED 1NTO THAT K1ND OF TH1NG,
yOU NEED TO CHANGE 1T.
yOU ARE ONLY CONT1NU1NG TO SUPPORT H1S OVER 1NFLATED SHAME GLOBES.

Re: private psii<->summoner;

[p2iioniicii2t]

2ome of u2 are 2iimply not 2trong enough two fiight.
And II do not beliieve he wiill hurt me.
None wii2h two rii2k haviing two explaiin damage two Her property.

private psii<->summoner;

[rebull]

hER-
...
r1GHT.

[Guess it's better to use that to his advantage ...right? Kind of. Summoner would rather he just not acknowledge her existence completely.]

IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ON THE SUBJECT.
1 CAN'T MAKE YOU DO ANYTH1NG.
eVERYTH1NG YOU CHOOSE SHOULD BE OF YOUR OWN CHO1CE.
uH,
nOT THE USAGE OF THE WORD SHOULD.
aS 1N YOU SHOULD BE DO1NG THAT.