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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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private psii<->signless;

[withoutasign]

THEN BE CAREFUL, MY HEART'S BROTHER.
BE SO, SO CAREFUL.
AND TALK TO ME WHEN YOU CAN.
IF IT GETS TO BE TOO MUCH, I'LL COME FOR YOU.

[He probably will anyway, at some point.]

private psii<->signless;

[p2iioniicii2t]

[ Sent while arranging housing for Dualscar: ]

He ha2 2aiid II may return two you after II perform 2ervice2 for hiim and remaiin obediient.

private psii<->signless;

[withoutasign]

SO YOU'LL BE COMING HOME THEN?

[Thank god; Signless was climbing the walls with nerves.]

private psii<->signless;

[p2iioniicii2t]

II hope 2oon.

private psii<->signless;

[withoutasign]

ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU.