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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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He's like. So nervous rn

[devwocean]

Do you?
Wwhat sort of miracles?

oh no the frightening wiggler.

[420]

AlL Of tHe bEsT SoRt, MoThErFuCkEr!
ThE KiNdA HoOd wHeRe a bRoThEr cAn gEt cUlLeD
AnD WiLl aLl lIkE To bE CoMiN BaCk tO FuCkIn lIfE.
KiNdA HoOd wHeRe iT AiN'T MaTtEr wHaT CoLoR YoU FrOnT, yOu gEt?

It's that smiley he used, honk HONK

[devwocean]

Wwait.
You come back to life if you get culled?

:o)))))))))))))

[420]

IsN'T It mOtHeRfUcKiN BeAuTiFuL, bRoThEr?
LiKe, FuCk, HoW CaN YoU EvEn fUcKiN ExPlAiN ShIt lIkE ThAt?
MiRaClEs, Is hOw.
MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLeS.
HoNk!

DDDDDDX

[devwocean]

That does sound like a miracle.
You havve observved this yourself, Subjugglator?

asww, come on. it has been aaaages since he freaked at a seadweller.

[420]

NoT A SuBjUgGlAtOr.

[devwocean]

You're not?
Oh.
Wwell, that's fine.
My question still stands.

[420]

WeLl, A BrOtHeR DiD AlL WeNt aNd gOt hIs fUcKiN NoOk cUlLeD
AnD DiD DoNe cAmE BaCk lIkE It aIn't wErE No bIg tHaNg.
So i'm gUeSsInG ThAt lIkE AlL FuCkIn cOuNtS As oBsErViNg tHaT WiCkEd sHiT.

[devwocean]

I think that counts.
Wwill you givv
Wwhat's your name?

[420]

No bIgGiE.
GaMzEe.
GaMzEe mAkArA.

[devwocean]

You're a young one?

and suddenly poof intimidation factor gone.

[420]

SiX SwEePs.
YoU?

Yup, lmao

[devwocean]

Far more than that.
You're hardly out a the breedin cavverns, then.

just wait until ragefits

[420]

I FuCkIn bE GuEsSiNg sO, yEaH.
HeY, yOu'rE ErIdAn's gEnEtIc dOnOr, AiN'T YoU?
ThE MoThErFuCkEr wIlL AlL SoRtS Of bE GeTtInG HiS GlAd oN OvEr tHaT.
I'M AlL LiKe tHiNkIn hE DoNe dId tO Be gEtTiNg a lItTlE FuCkIn lOnEsOmE
WhEn aLl oF OuRs gOt tO ShOwInG Up bUt yOu dIdN'T YeT.

[devwocean]

Nevver heard a anyone named Eridan.
Though there is someone wwho claims to be my descendant, so I assume you mean him.
There are a lot of young ones, and their ancestors here?
Wwhat an odd coincidence.

[420]

ThAt's aLl bEiNg tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR WhAt i wAs tAlKiNg aBoUt!
He's cOoL.
YoU BrOs dO AlL ThE SaMe tHiNg wItH YoUr vS AnD Ws.
AnD MaYbE ThEy jUsT AlL WeRe wAnTiNg tO GiVe uS A RiGhT ChAnCe aT
MeEtInG EaCh oThEr aT In tHiS HeRe hOoD?

[devwocean]

I suppose this mysterious force that captured us could havve some reason to bring us together.
Tell me about your ancestor, boy.

[420]

No.

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[withoutasign]

IF HE KEEPS ASKING, GAMZEE, YOU CAN CLAIM ME AS YOUR ANCESTOR. I WOULD BE PROUD TO HAVE DONATED TOWARDS YOUR CREATION.

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[420]

NaW, bRo, It's cOoL.
We aLl fUcKiN KnOw yOu oNlY AlL GoT On bItChIn dEsCeNdEnT
AnD It aIn't mE.
CaN'T ChAnGe wHaT YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiN PuMp pUsHeS ThAt eAsY.

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[withoutasign]

ALL RIGHT.
JUST KNOW THAT I WOULD A PROUD AND HAPPY TROLL IF YOU WERE ONE OF MINE.

[devwocean]

Wwhat?
Wwhy not?

[420]

CaUsE I AiN'T FuCkIn cArE FoR ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR.
AnD I Am nOt uP AnD GoNnA SpEaK AnY ShIt wHaT CoNcErNs hIm.
BeSiDeS, yOu pRoBaBlY FuCkIn kNoW ThE MoThErFuCkEr aLrEaDy aNyWaY.

[rebull]

oH YEAH,
tHEY'LL GET REALLY WELL ACQUA1NTED.

[devwocean]

Perhaps I do.
You aren't as loyal and devvoted to the Grand Highblood Subjugglator as Eridan is to me?