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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

Comments

[devotional]

How can you hope to comment on something you haven't efur experienced? I would think you would be fond of this place, being a seadweller.

[devwocean]

I can comment based on the things I'vve been told already by those who'vve been here longer.
An wwhile I must admit the surroundins are vvaguely pleasin, I'm givven to understand there are sea monster attacks, an curses.
So your statement a it bein' completely lovvely is just plain exaggeration.

[devotional]

You may think so, but this purrlace has given me much to be happy for.
Fur that, it is lovely.

[devwocean]

Isn't that wwonderful for you.

[devotional]

It could do the same fur you, if you let it.

[devwocean]

Howw can you all be so evverfuckin optimistic all the time after all you'vve suffered?

[devotional]

It is all a matter of faith and unshakable belief in what is right, I suppaws.

[devwocean]

Fantasy an foolishness, you mean.