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[devwocean]

Attention citizens.

You havve made the stupendous mistake of kidnappin one Commander Orphaner Dualscar, destroyer a wworlds an' scourge a the stars.

In light a your obvvious ignorance, and the admittedly pleasant surroundins, I'll be generous. You havve half an hour to explain wwhere I am, howw I got here, and wwhy, and to showw me the exit. It's the ocean, I can make my owwn wway from there.

I'm wwaiting. Don't fuckin disappoint me.

One last wwarnin: I'm not a vvery patient troll.

[OOC: I'm happy to do action tags/prose in the comments, too. Anyone who wants to run into him in person can find him wandering the main thoroughfare around the Lamufao, using his starfish phone thingy to monitor the network]

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[0_0]

at least i wasnt demanding it
believe me commander
you might actually gain from something if you give us a chance!
were not all that bad

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[devwocean]

Stupid child.
I'm givven you a chance just by talkin to you.

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[0_0]

well you should give us more than one chance

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[devwocean]

I'm still respondin aren't I.

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[0_0]

hehe
you do have a point

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[devwocean]

I don't knoww wwhy you wwould expect more.

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[0_0]

this is going to sound probably sound pretty strange to you
but i figure that if you were in a place foreign to your own
and you were surrounded by lower bloods who would rather attempt to keep peace than just lash out against you
that you would at least try to give a bit of respect to those who have been here for a longer time and know more about the place
at least thats how i think of it

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[devwocean]

Wwhat's strange about that?
That's exactly wwhat I'm doing.

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[0_0]

juuuust making sure were on the same page :)

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[devwocean]

I don't think wwe really are.
But close enough for noww.

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[0_0]

close enough is good enough for me